“OBBA Championship season 23, round 2.

Fulham Fallen 0 - 4 Bristol Reavers.

The Reavers made the long bumpy cart trip along the rain-soaked and rutted A4 to the home of the Fallen. With the westerly gales at their back all the way, and the rains from the Western sea chasing them eastward, they could tell that this was going to be a wet muddy affair. And, as it turned out, the rain fell heavy for the entire game, turning the pitch into a quagmire, into which sank the dreams and hopes of Fulham.

Reavers kicked off, and - catching the Fallen on their heels - blitzed forward, moving towards the deep kick. Still, a long from the ball, they came. Fulham saw the danger, and started a plan, which failed miserably due to dice (the start of a long pattern in this game). Both down, rr, skull/both down, and the warrior fell. The mistep allowed the orcs to get numbers on the ball, and they scored in T3, with Applejack Sid scoring the first of his THREE touchdowns! Kick off, again the orcs came, pressure incarnate! The Fallen moved, but the ball was slippery! Oh noes! It bounced, almost out of trouble, but then! But then! Sid pounced, stealing da ball and making is 2-0 at the half.

Receiving in the second half, the Reavers soon made it 3-0 vs the hapless Fallen, as the dice were not their friend today. Boom bang bong, it went on. And there was still time for a frankly silly 4th Orc TD, after an Orcish quad skulls was immediately followed by a Nurgle doubleskulls (no RR)...

In the mud, we stoop to conquer.

FORZA OBBA!

(and awful dice DT, awful).

”