“Ah what will come of Bribery and Corruption in the Regionals? Well, we're comfortable with our place under lesser supervision, for sure, so let's see if we can't hold it by being the lowest ranked team in the whole competition! No Corruption or Racketeering today.

Rain set in, but we took the kick regardless, who would expect it with no AG 4s. Anarchy was unleashed, as is fitting for the Norse, but it took Thieving to steal one of them from the field of play. Nepotism lead to Thieving, but looking to outrun the thralls he stole himself away! Neat trick, that. Fraud was tried on the scatter, but the ball was "slippery". Ha, he'll skip the next game too, Bribery seeing to it numbers stayed even.

We went for a complex move, Nepotism needing Kickbacks and Hush Money in play, but Graft failed us with a lack of Agility, which may have to be dealt to before next season! In case there's money in winning you see, or less coaches open to taking on Bribery and Corruption. We let them score, Nepotism taking the fall.

Extortion and Intimidation came out for the half time show, I'm sure I've noted something about secret weapons and their best use against the Norse somewhere, but "I can't recall" what it is. The fans put an end to Kickbacks, Extortion saw to a journeyman. Bribery put Ransom away but I thought a tie up was risky so I nodded and he "failed the dodge through". Better to be safe.

Bribery saw Extortion stay in the game, good Troll. They tried to cover it but went off at their approach, and super-star Grumner couldn't face Extortion either, Nepotism away with their ball! That can't be right, what's this Extortion clearing the way, a leap, and score? Can no one hold to a simple plan?

Fortunately, the Norse still had seven, and Grumnir's a hard target for the lightweights. They worked on cleaning up our Bribery, but it'll take more than a few boots to see to this crew. Small threat of a draw, I waved away the handoff to save Hush Money the trouble.

We secure the wooden spoon for ourselves, delightful. 40k? Huh, for once there was more money in winning? Well, uh, random, sports, thing. We may have to pick up our game if that's the way it's going to be! On to season 62, Bribery and Corruption will not be erased from this league as easily as all that!”