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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2015-12-19 20:39:35
TV 1580k+200k Necromantic Horror
1
60k
14000 (1 FAME)
No change
1/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 wizard
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
150
-
31
41
2
#13 Roman Bald – Fractured Skull (-AV)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
117
2
5
54
2
#6 Steady Eddie – Smashed Hand (MNG)
“mLS 23 Playoffs Round 1
(aka The Stimme and Azure show)
Ook ook! Biggest bunch of monkey zombie dice bollocks the team has ever faced. It's a fitting end to the worst MLS season ever played by a monkey team. Ok, second worst ever; no one can top Fake Salt Lake's travesty of an aborted season. But at least we showed up and finished the season. Even when their cowardly coach switched to orcs he still came in last place. Ha freaking ha!
But sadly we both got out-lucked by Columbus, who has a nasty habit of doing that to us. Still, this is only the first loss we've suffered to them and it will thankfully be the last. D. Cong United is leaving the LaMeS for greener pastures. New Jorvik will replace them in two seasons. Til then, hope you all roll 1s and skulls til your bench is empty and your dugout is full. You won't have this nuffle-cursed bunch of primates to kick around any more. Ook ook!
p.s. Ha ha about Roman Bald. Wish we would have killed him, fried ghoul legs are scrumptious. Mmmmmmm.
p.p.s. Good luck against Stimme. I hope you go full jokers on him.”
(aka The Stimme and Azure show)
Ook ook! Biggest bunch of monkey zombie dice bollocks the team has ever faced. It's a fitting end to the worst MLS season ever played by a monkey team. Ok, second worst ever; no one can top Fake Salt Lake's travesty of an aborted season. But at least we showed up and finished the season. Even when their cowardly coach switched to orcs he still came in last place. Ha freaking ha!
But sadly we both got out-lucked by Columbus, who has a nasty habit of doing that to us. Still, this is only the first loss we've suffered to them and it will thankfully be the last. D. Cong United is leaving the LaMeS for greener pastures. New Jorvik will replace them in two seasons. Til then, hope you all roll 1s and skulls til your bench is empty and your dugout is full. You won't have this nuffle-cursed bunch of primates to kick around any more. Ook ook!
p.s. Ha ha about Roman Bald. Wish we would have killed him, fried ghoul legs are scrumptious. Mmmmmmm.
p.p.s. Good luck against Stimme. I hope you go full jokers on him.”
The monkey opponents knew it was their last game in the MLS and it showed, too easily crowding the KO box to benefit a first claim on the "all you can eat" after game lunch. That's the law of the jungle.
p.s. Roman Bald, with his smashed skull, is the luckiest ghoul on earth as he'll avoid being molested by the Pounders.”