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Big Hats, little players. How much trouble could this lot possibly give the greatest goblins ever to take the field in the SWL?

Quite a lot as a turns out. Intimidation didn't, again, Corruption regenerated, Bribery just played dumb. They scored with us down 5, 1 back.

Kickbacks to Nepotism, hoping to give the weapons a chance to work, we bottled up. Kickbacks gathered the scatter and Fraud refused that catch, ball to Extortion and then it just went nowhere. Thieving smashed, the apothecary indifferent. Corruption did not regenerate, a ruined troll. The half ended with us down 11, 1 back.

1 Troll, 4 goblins. Nepotism to Kickbacks, Bribery, score. Not much else to be done, really. Down 10, 2 back.

Then Nepotism dead.

The greatest pogo ever to grace the SWL with his presence. Broken by Luke Skywalker, killed by High Rollin' Heretek {63, 65, 67, high rollin' indeed}. Takes stars to break stars.

Bribery did not regenerate. 4 goblins, 3 goblins, 2 goblins, 1 goblin, no goblins left on the pitch. They stalled out the win, not confident of confronting the dread Hush Money and Conspiracy should they return.


{Handy tip, when the match up and dice give you free TDs, take them}


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