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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2016-09-27 04:58:02
TV 1940k+50k Necromantic Horror
1
Winnings 30k (-20000)
21000 (1 FAME) Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg
Norse TV 2020k
1
50k (-20000) Winnings
Spectators 13000
Fanfactor No change
2/1/1 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
-
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#3
-
-
-
-
1
5
9
-
-
4
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
2
-
#6
-
-
1
-
-
2
15
-
-
3
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
8
1
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
9
-
#11
1
-
-
-
-
3
15
-
13
6
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
3
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
115
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21
32
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Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
1
5
15
-
-
2
-
#2
1
-
-
-
-
3
15
-
7
2
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
6
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
11
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
7
-
#6
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-
1
-
-
2
15
-
-
6
-
#7
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-
2
-
-
4
15
-
-
4
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
2
1
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
13
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
4
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
1
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
6
2
TOTALS
1
-
3
-
1
14
157
-
20
52
4
OBBA MLS Season 26 game #3

Ye fates were fickle tonight as ye winds of fortune shifted drastically each half. First half we were moving along nicely, removing Death Crew at a steady pace. Then nuffle struck, and Columbus had ye olde ball. Although they fumbled and stumbled a few times, they picked it up in ye rain, in a TZ and still scored. Ye crowd rioted at ye next kickoff denying us any chance of a score in ye first half. Or even any meaningful injuries as Bradley Wright-Phillips ended ye half dropping an easy catch. However, ye New Jórvík coach declared his team was going to clear ye pitch and win. Well, we settled for nearly clearing ye pitch (4 left) and getting ye draw. Points are points, and we're satisfied with ye result considering how bad ye first half went. But in fairness, ye second half went as badly for Columbus as ye first half ended for New Jórvík. A Blitz on ye kick off and a steady stream of removals meant ye Death Crew were playing ye entire half from their back paw/hind leg/whatever. Luis Robles was not his normal self this game, but he did manage to hurt two. Sadly, everything meaningful regenerated (included a wolf who tripped on a dodge and RIP'd himself). We used our apothecary on a KO to Andrew Jean-Baptiste, and it was worth it. His mere presence on ye field forced ye Death Crew to go another direction and into our waiting arms. We got ye ball and stalled out for 4 turns. Neither team suffered any lasting hurt, much to ye dismay of our next opponents.

A satisfying result to one coach, no doubt, and a fitting end to a crazy MLS game against ye luckiest coach in ye entire MLS. Some day New Jórvík will get something even remotely resembling good fortune and devestate this division. But until then, we'll continue to pursue our quest to be the fouling and CAS king of MLS.

Good game, mrbibitte3, and may your wolves get fleas and your ghouls come down with mange. We shall slay you another day.
 
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