“The Welcome Committee was thrilled to be able to welcome coach Jogrenaught to FUMBBL for his lucky game number thirteen. They're provided packets of information, and mountains of SPP. Unfortunately we were a little rough on the hips and ankles of both Chameleon Skinks. As was predicted, to be able to use Shadowing, a player risks life and limb. Although in this case, our lawyer has reminded us that we should mention the injuries were caused by the crowd and by the skinks on reckless disregard of proper limbering up while attempting to flee our very friendly attempts to greet him.

In any event, we hope you enjoyed your time in the stadium, and have great luck in the upcoming 145 Club tournament. We hope you'll consider visiting the Isle of Misfit Teams when you finish your seasons in 145.

We will have to have words with the stadium facilities manager, since both Koopa Troopa 5 and Becky left the locker room after the game much larger than when they played... Steriod use to enhance the game? (Both players rolled double-sixes for their advancement to Veteran!)”