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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2017-06-01 11:37:16
TV 1880k+160k Ogre
(CR 134.12 Experienced) Nohistor
2
Winnings 50000
9000 Spectators
+1 Fanfactor
Casualties 3/0/0
Ogre TV 2100k
c9805222 (CR 144.72 Experienced)
1
20000 Winnings
Spectators 14000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor -1
4/2/3 Casualties
Inducements: Star player Bomber Dribblesnot, Card Spiked Ball, Card Custard Pie
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Qus rockbuckle 2 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 2 0
#2 Godd Tuskbuster 16 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 6 0
#3 Barb Bloodstench 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#4 Glagg Frostgrip 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#5 Grogg Earthquake 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#6 Qrealgbuas Gutbreaker 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 13 0 0
#7 Griles Fizzletwister 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#8 Grexezmiz Fuseblade 8 0 1 0 0 1 8 0 8 0 1
#9 Rixixle Boomgleam 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#10 Baink Greasynose 14 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 13 6 0
#11 Nimo Botblade 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#12 Kwixez Fizzsnipe 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#13 Nixeard Peppershatter 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#14 Fixebxeez Boompinch 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#15 Jimiik Fartweak 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
#90 Bomber Dribblesnot 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total 113 0 0 2 1 15 0 36 21 2

#1 Qus rockbuckle – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#3 Barb Bloodstench – Damaged Back (NI)
#5 Grogg Earthquake – Dead (RIP)
#9 Rixixle Boomgleam – Dead (RIP)
#10 Baink Greasynose – Dead (RIP)
#12 Kwixez Fizzsnipe – Fractured Skull (-AV)
A black day for the Mastodonts, sure they finally won a match, but at a big cost.

Snotling superstar Baink Greasynose`s last game, he was on fire , with a succesfull diving tackle badly hurting a snotling trying to dodge, and scored the 1st touchdown.

He died thx to a missclick from the coach( with 62 matches and 99spp).
Grogg Earthquake the teams thrower also died today and its gonna take a long long time to rebuild this team.

Eastwood from Do You Even Lift Bro recived a big basket full of meat from the coach Nohistor for just standing there almost the whole game distracted by a butterfly in front of him.

thx for the game , it was a match full of action.
pz
Inducements:
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Doofr 17 0 0 0 3 0 6 0 0 9 0
#2 Massive Attack 17 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 6 2 0
#3 Eastwood 17 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 5 0
#4 Smash 17 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 4 0
#5 War 17 0 0 0 3 1 11 0 0 9 0
#6 BrawlARR 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#7 Savage 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#8 WhoseYourPappa? 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#9 Scooby 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#11 Jujujuju 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#12 No1sPlz 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#13 Tingting 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 8 0 0
#14 NotthaFace 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#15 Sucker 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total 166 0 0 8 1 24 4 14 31 2
Whilst the Bro's that lift were busy flexing and showing off their superior muscle definition to the Mastodonts, they really hadn't quite grasped the concept that to win the game they had to get the ball thing into the opponents endzone, with a number of snotlings landing badly.

However in the dying moments of the game TingTing attempted a long pass to Massive Attack, whilst the pass itself was not good, the bounce was kind and Massive Attack managed to gather the ball and power home for a consolation td at the same time as earning the Bros the 'Brown Bounce' badge:



However it is with great sadness and respect that the Bros salute the shoebox of Baink Greasynoses final departure from the bloodbowl pitch.
 
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