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[B] Ruette Asylum
Crazy#2 
The greatest wood elf the box has ever seen.

Clarence, like all great players, was born.

Some time later he attended Major university. It was whilst at university that he was involved in the freak accident that would set him down the path to greatness. Some get bitten by radioactive spiders, others born on distant planets; Clarence was struck by a melon, a very large melon, thrown at great force by the troll caretaker in response to some students drawing amusing (or not so amusing) shapes on his lawn.

The melon was wiped down but Clarence was never the same again. Something in his mind had tripped and no longer was he constrained by normal limits. He could lift great weights, jump great distances and generally became the perfect blood bowl player. Even before the accident he'd always seemed a little reckless but now, jumping up and down with a possessed look in his eyes, Clarence quickly became Crazy. Sure he would sometimes smash up changing rooms or paint himself blue before a game, but when you play like Crazy, people overlook that kind of thing.

To see Crazy play is a special thing. Somewhere between a ballet dancer and the Tasmanian devil, Crazy is a ball of uncontrollable energy poorly squeezed into a graceful and beautiful form. Crazy is what the WMDs threaten their children with when they want them to go to bed.

After being allowed to Cal's funeral on a rare outing Crazy escaped and has developed an irrational fraternal love for Gromstomp of the Blood Sea Buccaneers. Wherever Gromstomp is, Crazy is probably not far away. Much to Gromstomp's probable annoyance.

Following Gromstomp's death Crazy entered a period of mourning and Crazy has to be coaxed onto the pitch.
Wardancer 
MA
8
ST
5
AG
4
AV
5
G
132
R
768
B
1349
P
2
F
2
Spp
410
Cp
7
Td
68
In
0
Cs
87
Mvp
5
Injuries
-av, -av
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
+ST
Tackle
+ST
Side Step
Mighty Blow
Break Tackle
Match performances
DateOpponentCpTDItCsMvpSpp
2014-10-02Gentlemanly BitARRs110004
2014-10-03Gentlemanly BitARRs010018
2014-10-04Blundering Psychos000102
2014-10-05Dancing Dinosaurs000204
2014-10-05††† Black 'N Death110106
2014-10-05Gentlemanly BitARRs010003
2014-10-05'ere we go again010003
2014-10-05Pharaos of Nowhere010003
2014-10-05Eskoriatza Suburbian Rats010003
2014-10-07Patatrak Badûn010105
2014-10-09Mostriciattoli Kollerosi II200002
2014-10-09I sombi de Murnich030009
2014-10-09Darkland Doombringers010003
2014-10-11Forest Goblins010018
2014-10-12McNPRO22120007
2014-10-12W Grandpa Nurgle010003
2014-10-13Nurgle Globe 'T' Rotters010003
2014-10-14Long Knives of Khaine0004113
2014-10-16ra ncios000102
2014-10-16Mostriciattoli Kollerosi II010105
2014-10-16New Vamps on the Blood000306
2014-10-16Azorgs Army010207
2014-10-16Kirstukai010003
2014-10-26Them bones and skulls0203012
2014-10-30[FTBG]Underworld Project0202010
2014-10-30Bloodshed Munich010003
2014-10-31Boots r us0301011
2014-11-01Evergreen of Barback010003
2014-11-01Mauling Miners010105
2014-11-01Play the Man, Not the Ball020006
2014-11-01Cathay Cobras110004
2014-11-01Vegetali0203012
2014-11-04Moon Raisers010003
2014-11-04LS Drölfzehn010003
2014-11-05Dwarf Uglies010105
2014-11-06UnderGobbo020108
2015-08-31Frogsties000204
2015-09-06Wu Tan Clan010207
2015-09-06Made of Scars110004
2015-09-12Victim-Makers000102
2015-09-13Splash Bash and Thrash000102
2015-09-21De morte redeo010003
2015-10-04Victim-Makers000204
2015-10-04Boudin Noir Butchers BBL000102
2015-10-17Kiss of the Dead000408
2015-10-17Hardened Hammers000204
2015-10-17Uncivil Wights000015
2015-10-18Dulmin Dinosaurs020108
2015-10-18Kurgan Blood Tide [B]000102
2015-10-18Genetic Derivation010003
2015-10-18Showoff010105
2015-10-29Bistion000102
2015-10-29midnight expresss010003
2015-10-29Horrors Circus000102
2015-10-29Blackwater Irondrakes010018
2015-10-31Horrors Circus000102
2015-10-31BBC Zelezne sklady010105
2015-10-31One Thousand Dances With Death000204
2015-11-05FayaBoomboom Machine000102
2015-11-05Another Rotten Team010003
2015-11-05Thyr-na'nog Pilgrims[B]0005010
2015-11-05Friends of Frenzy000102
2015-11-07Fernand000204
2015-11-07SideOn2020006
2015-11-07Mighty Blow Almighty Claw II000204
2015-11-08Rotten Warriors of Decay000102
2015-11-08No WinNo Beer000102
2015-11-13Lammer Heretics000102
2015-11-14LvraisFR010105
2015-11-14LvraisFR010105
2015-11-14Oxfrogs Orange000204
2016-02-27Eargrinders010309
2017-02-25Khost010003
2017-04-14(B)ave Nurgle010105
2017-04-14Croûtenards United!010003
2017-04-14Red Bats000204
2017-04-24Muadataz Grudge bearer(box)000102
2017-05-10prinzipielles Nurgeln000102
2017-06-11Christie's Finest000204
2017-06-22Zods000102
2017-06-22Stinky Lizzzards010207
2017-06-25Zufbar Hammerers000102
2017-07-15Hell Grannies010003
2017-07-20Murdering manatees020006
2017-08-17Pitch black hearts010003
2017-08-18MD Elf020108
2017-08-29Necro experiment0202010