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Darwin's Law
Sheldon The Chute Boy
#12
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
61
B
26
P
1
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
8
Mvp
1
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
Skills
Catch
Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
Leap
Wrestle
(14 July 2000, Canada) It was a dare that Sheldon, 25, will literally never take again. He and a group of friends found themselves at a Calgary apartment after an evening spent at a local bar. It was there that a joking challenge was issued. "Who wants to ride the in-house water slide?" The slide was actually a garbage chute. Sheldon volunteered, tumbled into the opening, and his subsequent headlong slide beat the standard elevator service down to the first floor. An unforgiving trash compactor awaited his arrival, and friends administered CPR there until emergency crews arrived at the scene. But they were too late. The 12-story fall had already dispatched Sheldon to his Darwinian demise.
His obituary was simple and understated. "Sheldon, age 25 years, passed away accidentally...
His obituary was simple and understated. "Sheldon, age 25 years, passed away accidentally...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2017-05-10
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-
-
-
1
5
2017-06-01
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1
-
-
-
3
2017-09-09
-
2
-
-
-
6
2017-10-22
-
1
-
-
-
3
2018-09-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2019-10-13
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1
-
-
-
3
2020-01-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2020-06-09
-
2
-
-
-
6