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[L] Pillage the Village
Snert Sidewhiskers
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
16
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
3
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Snert's strange appearance is due to an altercation he had with the washerwoman who used to clean his loincloths. After strictly admonishing her for failing to remove a tenacious stain of priest's blood, Snert received a nasty shock the following morning upon looking in the mirror. It turned out the woman was a practioner of witchcraft and had invoked a terrible hex on Snert, causing him to resemble a housecat. Soon afterwards, Snert's wife left him and took the children, and he has suffered no end of ridicule from his fellow Norsemen.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Deflect
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2017-10-10
-
1
-
-
-
-
3