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Barkevious Mingo#8 
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Huge Barkevious Mingo, aka Chaos Dansby the Exterminator, walked into my office, with the anouncement of the free warrior-position in Arizona in his right hand. With an ogre-like expression on his face, he walked towards me, pulled the chair with his left hand and sat down. SPLOOSH!!! The chair was smashed and Chaos Dansby stood up quickly and froze like a statue.

"ME, PLEYAAA"

"Ah, yes, hello. Take a s... Forget it. You are here for the position that opened recently, i see. Do you hae any playing experience? Do you know any offensive or defensive playbook?"

"Yess!" Looking to his right and then to the floor: "Whatzaa Pleyyy boock?"

"Ok, here is the thing, Chaos Dansby: You would play on a vital position for the team, but it's really tough. First player on this position got his leg smashed and a few games later he got killed. His replacement got his collarbone destroyed in the very first game he was in."

"THEY WEREH WEACK!!!"

"Some are starting to say that the number 8 may be cursed. Like the black killiard ball, you know..."

"NO! NOT AH CURSE! WEAKNEZZ!!!"

"Hm? ok, so, what makes you think you will do better than them?"

"ME, STRONNGAH!!!"

*sigh* "Please sign here, and here, and there. Here we go. Get your number, helmet and training!"
Chosen Blocker 
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
G
88
R
28
B
476
P
0
F
2
Spp
120
Cp
0
Td
3
In
0
Cs
33
Mvp
9
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Claw
Stand Firm
Match performances
Date Opponent Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
2018-03-27 Nawlins Lost Saints 0 1 0 0 0 3
2018-04-01 DenverĀ Brontos 0 0 0 0 1 5
2018-04-13 Carolina Panzers 0 1 0 0 0 3
2018-05-08 Ministers of Sewer Skulking 0 0 0 0 1 5
2018-10-11 Jakesonville Jortles 0 0 0 0 1 5
2019-03-07 San Fransorko 49ers 0 0 0 0 1 5
2019-03-19 San Foulcisco 69'ers 0 0 0 1 0 2
2019-04-16 Lost Dogs of San Angeles 0 0 0 0 1 5
2019-04-23 Lost Dogs of San Angeles 0 0 0 0 1 5
2019-04-27 Ministers of Sewer Skulking 0 1 0 1 0 5
2019-05-01 Fan Foulcisco Fakes 0 0 0 0 1 5
2019-06-05 Los Angeles Glams 0 0 0 2 0 4
2019-08-23 San Dogo Chompers 0 0 0 3 0 6
2019-10-15 Lost Dogs of San Angeles 0 0 0 2 1 9
2019-10-27 Los Angeles Glams 0 0 0 0 1 5
2019-11-19 DenverĀ Brontos 0 0 0 2 0 4
2019-12-14 Pittsburgh Steelcurs 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-03-17 Buffaelo Khills 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-03-26 Shytown Leapers 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-04-06 Lost Dogs of San Angeles 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-04-27 Los Angeles Glams 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-05-10 Fan Foulcisco Fakes 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-08-23 Titannesse Kraken's 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-09-12 Houston Treants 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-09-12 San Foulcisco 69'ers 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-10-21 Mangledsota Many-Men 0 0 0 1 0 2
2020-10-22 Destroit Lynels 0 0 0 2 0 4
2020-11-04 San Foulcisco 69'ers 0 0 0 3 0 6
2020-11-12 Arizona Quetzalcoatl 0 0 0 2 0 4
2020-11-20 Los Angeles Glams 0 0 0 1 0 2
2021-02-02 Arizona Redbulls 0 0 0 1 0 2
2021-02-16 Pittsburgh Steelcurs 0 0 0 1 0 2
2021-02-27 No-Skincinnati Bungles 0 0 0 1 0 2
2021-03-11 B'altimoor Sk'avens 0 0 0 1 0 2