vs. Real Sociodead (Season 4)
vs. FC Kislevhagen (Season 6)
vs. Shuddersfield Frown (Season 7)
vs. Braintree Brainless Rats (Season 13 OBBA Cup)
vs. Charlton Unathletic (Season 15)
vs. Mummywell Utd (season 1)
vs. Miragiano Slime (Season 2 preseason friendly)
vs. Shuddersfield Frown (Season 6)
vs. Watford Khornets (Luther Blissett, Season 9)
vs. Essetesford Town (Cherry Leader, Season 11)
vs. Southland Saints (Guly Axe Do Prado, Season 13)
vs. Stevenage Town (Soaren Hightower, season 17 pre-season friendly!)
vs. FC Kaiserslaughtering (Klaus Toppmöller, Season 17 Cup))
vs. Glassjaw Rangers (Jorgen Pettersson, Season 18)