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Carpal#9 

#1 all time fouler, all divisons • Top list all-time star, MVP, oldest player

Survivor award • the last surviving member of the original squad

The team's oldest player and a very proficient fouler who frequently wins plaudits and MVP awards with his boot. Infamous; players get named after him.

Did You Know? Carpal had a wingman, amusingly called Carpals. Playing second fiddle in terms of fouling, Carpals amassed only 267 before dying at the hands of a troll he brazenly blocked in his 144th game.

Impressive performances (some missing)
18 fouls amongst 24, including 3 serious injuries
• 12 fouls once, twice
• 11 fouls once, twice, thrice (3 cas, 4 KOs - savage), quad
• 10 fouls once, twice, thrice, quad
8 fouls, 4 casualties forcing a concession
5 fouls, 3 casualties including a kill
8 fouls, 3 casualties including 2 kills
9 fouls, 2 casualties including a kill

Achievements
• 25/05/2012 after 133 games, #1 all time box fouler
• 25/05/2012 after 172 games, #1 all time box oldest Khemri player
• 08/06/2012 injured in his 199th game by a surf, a -MA war wound
• 12/03/2014 after 242 games, #1 all time FUMBBL fouler with 899 fouls
• 03/01/2017 after 260 games, first player to reach 1000 fouls

Notable victims! (probably some missing)
George Best
Tristan Coldstone
Target Chew (niggled)
Dumpo
Moog
The Riddler (maimed)
BrAsKy more than YOO (injured, retired)
Skeleton Lineman 
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
G
263
R
44
B
138
P
0
F
1009
Spp
118
Cp
0
Td
1
In
0
Cs
5
Mvp
21
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Thick Skull
Regeneration
Dirty Player
Sneaky Git
Fend
Dodge
Wrestle
Match performances
DateOpponentCpTDItCsMvpSpp
2012-02-19Marauders Pact000015
2012-02-19Samsons Townsfolk010018
2012-02-20Elfenpack000015
2012-02-21WMD's in The Box000015
2012-02-23Refrigerator Rejects000102
2012-02-24Toulouse Forza Violeta000015
2012-02-28Randomazons000015
2012-03-06Zemos Maloz000015
2012-03-07Laget runt!000102
2012-03-12Shliurpt!000015
2012-03-16High Protectors of Boxdonia000015
2012-03-23Rossums Universal Robots000015
2012-05-16Mutant Wall000015
2012-05-30Death's Brotherhood000015
2012-05-30Teams That Have It Easy000015
2012-05-31Porcy Purple000015
2012-06-01S.C.U.M. Recycling000015
2012-06-02Hashut's Earthquakes000102
2012-06-03Bat Villains Return000015
2012-06-04Koalición Norte BBT000015
2012-06-09Sewing Box000102
2012-12-11Pactemus000015
2013-01-19Misphits000015
2015-12-12Matasanos de Verdad000015
2015-12-15⎝⓿⏝⓿⎠Pistons Snake 55ers000015
2017-01-03Shingeki No Chaos Dwarf000102