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[R] A Well-Read Pestilence
William Faulkner
#14
Bloater
MA
3
ST
4
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
1167
P
0
F
1
G
169
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
103
Td
0
Mvp
14
GPP
276
XPP
0
SPP
276
Injuries
-ma, -av, m
Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Block
Claw
Guard
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Tackle
Winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature (1949) and two-time Pulitzer Prize winner, most known for The Sound and the Fury (1929).

The first player hired after the team started playing, William joined A Well-Read Pestilence for its third game. He reached Legend with his 69th casualty in his 102nd game.

Played in 127 straight games at the beginning of his career before suffering a smashed ankle due to a foul by the Mexican Inmortals.

Threw 10 blocks in his 139th game to have the most blocks among active Nurgle players in Ranked.

Caused his 91st casualty in his 149th game to tie Petr Laba of the Brown Bunnies for most SPP among active Nurgle players at 244. Took sole possession of first place with another casualty two games later. Tied Petr for most CAS among active Nurgles in the first round of the 2013 Lustrian Challenge, taking a treeman out of the game. Took first place the next round, killing a Star high elf blitzer to mark the occasion.

Maimed for -AV in his 169th game by Aldarico of team Rollo Funebre !!!, and was awarded one last MVP for his contributions to the team. By this time Sfintul Ciob of team Schlumpen had tied him for most CAS among active Nurgs, but William still held the following records for active Nurgle players in Ranked:

1st in SPP (6th all-time)
1st (tied) in CAS (tie for 5th all-time)
1st (tied) in MVPs (tie for 4th all-time)
1st in games played (3rd all-time)
1st in blocks (3rd all-time)

We hope that William enjoys his retirement, and thank him for his extraordinary service to the team.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-08-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-09
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-08-14
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-08-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-08-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-09-01
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-09-12
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-09-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-09-15
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-09-16
-
-
-
4
-
8
2012-09-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-09-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-09
-
-
-
2
1
9
2012-10-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-18
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-10-24
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-10-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-12-28
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-12-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-04
-
-
-
1
1
7
2013-01-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-15
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-01-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-01-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-29
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-01-30
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-02-07
-
-
-
1
1
7
2013-02-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-02-10
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-02-10
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-02-11
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-02-14
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-02-25
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-02-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-03-01
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-03-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-03-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-03-05
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-03-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-03-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-03-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-03-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-04-01
-
-
-
1
1
7
2013-04-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-04-03
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-04-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-04-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-04-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-04-06
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-05-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-05-18
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-05-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-05-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-05-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-04
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-06-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-06-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-24
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-07-03
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-07-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-08-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-08-17
-
-
-
1
1
7
2013-09-05
-
-
-
-
1
5