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Penat
Kalja
#4
Saurus Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
11
B
1208
P
0
F
0
G
144
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
180
Td
1
Mvp
11
GPP
418
XPP
0
SPP
418
Injuries
-ma, d, m
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Guard
Juggernaut
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Veteran of the Fumbbl Cup XI.
Veteran of the 100th game.
Team captain.
Survivor of the Asgard Ravens United bloodbath.
Last member of the original team.
Kalja "the Killer" is one of the original members of team Penat. Kalja is probably not the fastest saurus, but he is absolutely fantastic in one aspect of the game: killing. He took his first Star Player Points by killing a goblin pogoer and, in fact, Kalja once managed to kill three elves in one single match against Stony Man Doctrine - and on top of that he also seriously injured one.
After 66 games Kalja has also made 66 casualties and his record is six casualties in one game (made that twice and second time was also awarded as MVP - so 17 SPP in a single match).
Kalja's 69th game nearly cost him his life. Angry Newcasters gangfouled Kalja to coma and only apothecary's fast reactions saved his life.
After his 71st game Kalja finally claimed himself the title of legend - and in a stylish way! As we have seen so many times before, Kalja brutally killed two of his opponents - dark elves from Souls of Mortal Kombat - and led Penat to crushing 4-1 victory. So Kalja became 9th saurus ever to reach legend status in Ranked division and 19th to do so in Ranked and Blackbox combined.
200 SPP was reached in Kalja's 81st game. 17th Saurus ever reaching that amount of points. After his 81st game Kalja has also made 83 casualties - that means 1.02 per game!
After death of Ryyppy, Kalja became the new team captain.
Kalja's 92nd game against Burgundy Rats Squad: Kalja's 100th casualty! He is currently all-time 7th lizardman top blocker in Ranked and Blackbox combined.
Team Penat's 100th game was Kalja's 94th. In that game he had great fight against Nediam "Reckless" Nori whom Kalja almost killed but apot saved his life. During second half Nori got his revenge when he broke Kalja's collar bone but once again apothecary did his job fine and Kalja was able to play at the end of that game.
250 points was reached in Kalja's 95th game against Fellowship of the Anurans. Kalja bashed two Slann players to the ground and became all-time number #12 top star lizardman in Ranked. Top-ten is not so far away...
Kalja's 98th game was spectatuclar. He made four casualties, including killing of one team Cobra Lalalalalala's legendary saurus players: Danke Bitte. RIP.
Played his 100th match against other lizardman team called Quetzls Jungle Fighters. Next game was also against lizards and during the battle (and after killing one enemy skink) Kalja got gouged eye and had to miss Penat's next game.
After 104 games Kalja finally made himself a big name over race lines. He is currently number #25 active top blocker in the whole Ranked division.
300 SPP was reached in Kalja's 105th game (number #112 for Penat). Game was played against orc team Doomcrag's Boyz and even when 110 blocks were made in that game, Kalja's single Badly Hurt was the only casualty. Penat lost 0-2.
Kalja's 109th was almost his last. Penat's 116th game was played against orc team Shivers me timbers and during that game team Penat took extensive casualties, including nearly-death of Kalja, which - thanks to actions of apothecary - was only reduced to pinched nerve and missing of next match. Ultimately Penat won that great match 2-1.
Kalja made his 1000th block in a game against orc team called orC maeT (Game #121, Penat's #129). Kalja also managed to make his 146th casualty which means that he is now Ranked's top-15 active blocker. Also, milestone of 350 SPP was reached.
Kalja made his 150. casualty in a game against (surprise, surprise) orc team Da Ladz R (#124, Penat #132). He is third Lizardman player who managed to do that: only true legends - Puf and Fandango (R.I.P.) - were able to cause this much casualties before Kalja. Now Kalja is aiming to get his 25th confirmed kill. Already 24 players from 12 different races and worth of 666 SPP are killed in the hands of Kalja.
One game later Kalja finally hit the milestone of 25 dead opponents when chaos team Jacksonville JagWarrs had to give up one of their beastmen. Team coach is now wondering, what is the all-time record for killing opponents - who knows?
Kalja killed two opponents in a game against khemries of Might . . .As Well FC. First Tomb Guardian and after that throw-ra was killed. It was Kalja's 131st and Penat's 139th match.
Penat's 147th match was number #139 for Kalja. It was played against amazon team Compaints Dept and during that game Kalja made three casualties - one of those was killing of one especially agile blitzer. It was kill number 28 and most importantly, it was from 15th different race. Only nine more to go. Kalja is also now all-time top-25 blocker of Ranked division! 170 casualties in 139 games.
One game later Kalja reached milestone of 400 star player points. Game was played against dwarf team Small package dynamite and Kalja badly hurt one dwarf blocker. Penat won that game 4-0. During that game Kalja also reached top-25 of most blocks made in Ranked division for active players.
Game #143 (Penat #151): Kalja kills High Elf catcher from team Phoenix gate Guardians - it's his 180th casualty dealt. During that match he also badly hurted two opponents. Kill count: 29.
Kalja is dead. Things looked so good after 143th game but it was right next game that ended Kalja's ashtonishing career. Two times he managed to trick the death but third time's a charm. He was fouled to death by a troll Schädelmatscha from orc team Kölsche Koppkloppaz during turn 15/16. Apothecary was already used and there was nothing to do after colossal boot smashed Kalja's head like a watermelon.
Kalja was last original member of the team and his death marked an end to the golden era of team Penat. His sidekick - Huikka II - was killed 13 games ago and the future of the team looks very insecure because of the lack of legendary players like those two... only time will show how team manages to get trough these losses...
At the moment of his death Kalja was:
#2 all-time top blocker lizardman player
#3 all-time top star lizardman player
#4 all-time most blocks for lizardman player
#6 all-time oldest saurus
#7 active top blocker in Ranked
#15 active top star in Ranked
#20 all-time top blocker in Ranked
#20 active most blocks made in Ranked
...and some other minor top-rankings.
Still, probably most special thing in Kalja was his blood lust. He killed 29 opponents and ended numerous other careers with serious injuries he made. He was on a mission to kill one player from each race but missed nine races.
Kill count: 29 players - 15 different races - 825 SPP
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-09-29
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-10-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-10-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-05
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-10-08
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-10-09
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-10-09
-
1
-
1
-
5
2012-10-13
-
-
-
3
-
6
2012-10-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-18
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-10-18
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-10-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-19
-
-
-
3
1
11
2012-10-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-22
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-10-23
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-10-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-10-26
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-10-30
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-10-31
-
-
-
4
-
8
2012-11-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-02
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-11-02
-
-
-
6
-
12
2012-11-02
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-11-05
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-11-05
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-11-07
-
-
-
6
1
17
2012-11-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-11-08
-
-
-
4
-
8
2012-11-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-10
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-11-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-13
-
-
-
2
-
4
2012-11-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-11-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-05-19
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-05-19
-
-
-
4
1
13
2013-05-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-05-25
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-05-25
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-05-29
-
-
-
4
-
8
2013-06-01
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-06-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-02
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-06-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-25
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-06-25
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-06-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-26
-
-
-
4
-
8
2013-06-26
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-06-28
-
-
-
2
1
9
2013-06-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-06-28
-
-
-
3
1
11
2013-06-29
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-06-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-03
-
-
-
4
-
8
2013-07-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-04
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-07-04
-
-
-
3
1
11
2013-07-04
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-07
-
-
-
4
-
8
2013-07-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-07-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-07-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-19
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-07-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-07-29
-
-
-
4
-
8
2013-08-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-08-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-08-03
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-08-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2013-08-09
-
-
-
4
-
8
2013-08-11
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-08-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-08-12
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-08-12
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-08-13
-
-
-
3
-
6