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Mirkwood Misfits
Large 'Bad Ron' Collider
#7
Treeman
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
135
P
0
F
0
G
29
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
5
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
Skills
Loner
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Strong Arm
Take Root
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+MA
+MA
Guard
Large 'Bad Ron' Collider is sponsored by CERN (Council for Elven Research into Nature). Elven scientists have long searched for the tiniest particles which make up the universe. Their latest idea is that these particles might be found by hitting things very, very hard indeed. And what could hit harder than Bad Ron?
So far close investigations of the blood-spattered pitch in Bad Ron's wake (when he hasn't taken root that is) have revealed the following items:
- smashed tooth fragments;
- fine bone splinters;
- several salty droplets (dark elf tears or urine. Probably both);
- a small bruised prune*
* later examination in the lab revealed this to be a testicle.
So far close investigations of the blood-spattered pitch in Bad Ron's wake (when he hasn't taken root that is) have revealed the following items:
- smashed tooth fragments;
- fine bone splinters;
- several salty droplets (dark elf tears or urine. Probably both);
- a small bruised prune*
* later examination in the lab revealed this to be a testicle.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-12-12
-
-
-
1
1
7
2012-12-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-12-29
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-02-15
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-03-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2014-03-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-09-20
-
-
-
1
1
7