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Los Angeles Glams
Roster [L] High Elf


We are elves.
We are high.
We'll smoke your pot.
And steal your pie.

Proud member of the NBFL


Formerly known as the Seattle Weed Gawks (Seasons 13 to 16).


Formerly known as the Minnesota High Kings (Seasons 17 to 20)



Super Bowl winner of season 20
Super Bowl winner of season 23

#1Jamoris SlaughterBlitzer46 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
#2Dashani SkinkslayerBlitzer55 SPPDodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Leap
#3Keith BurythemThrower43 SPPBlock, Sure Hands, +MA
#6Linus DelfLineman31 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Side Step
#5David "Spur Winged Goose" DallasLineman33 SPPGuard, Block, Dodge
#8Geraldo "Mooochacho" OrtaLineman18 SPPGuard, Block
#5Hendrik "Hi-C" ScottThrower27 SPPBlock, +MA
#11J. Rick McKingdomLineman23 SPPGuard, MB
#11Mysta GnomadLineman32 SPPGuard, MB, PO
#9Jaylen "Udub" BronsonLineman33 SPPBlock, Dodge, Guard
#7Rob BainLineman35 SPPDodge, Guard, Mighty Blow
#15Kory RasmussenLineman16 SPPGuard, Block
#14Hehir DicerLineman18 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow
#1Blas de LezoBlitzer44 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
#12Allan BridgfordCatcher44 SPP+MA, Side Step
#7Paul PoundstoneThrower65 SPPBlock, Dodge, SH, MB
#8Dargud MashanstashLineman16 SPPBlock, Skill
#1Bradbury RobinsonBlitzer54 SPPTackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Leap
#2Pale DaleBlitzer19 SPPMighty Blow, Guard
#10Philander "Peasy" EasyCatcher33 SPPBlock, Diving Tackle, Side Step
#2James WoodwardBlitzer61 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm
#1Micheal "Karak" KarakLineman20 SPPGuard, Side Step
#10Buddy AustinCatcher64 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball, Side Step
#11Bryan "Cougar" KehlLineman44 SPPWrestle, Leap. + MA
#6Spawn of Vindaloo [ND]Catcher0 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Tackle, Leap, Side Step
#1Corporal AttackBlitzer0 SPPMighty Blow, Guard
#3Pelen LathCatcher0 SPP+AG, Guard, Leap, Wrestle, Side Step
#12Warren MoonThrower0 SPPSure Hands, Leader, Accurate, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
#10Far SideThrower22 SPPBlock, Dodge, Accurate, NoS
#11Rex BurninghamLineman6 SPPBlock, Kick
#10IronbarCatcher4 SPPBlock, Dodge, Tackle, Might Blow
#11Tevrin "Slevin" BrandonCatcher16 SPPBlock, Side Step
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Corporal Attack
Blitzer
7 3 2+ 5+ 9+
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Grab
 -pa, m 47 1 2 0 17 4 25/32 240k
(0)k
  
2
Earnest "Mistakes" Jones
Blitzer
7 4 2+ 5+ 8+
Block
+ST, Dodge, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
 n, -pa, -av, n, n 46 0 7 0 20 3 6/50 300k
(100+200)k
  
3
Tevrin "Slevin" Brandon
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Block, Side Step, Dodge
   7 0 2 0 0 1 14/28 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Ironbar [IVCC]
Catcher
8 3 2+ 6+ 8+
Catch
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge
 -pa 7 0 1 0 2 0 11/32 190k
(90+100)k
  
5
Venga "Bus" Jefferson
Catcher
9 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
+MA, Guard, Sure Hands, Block, Sprint, Dodge
 n 50 0 27 0 1 4 Legend
99
 230k
(90+140)k
  
6
Spawn of Vindaloo
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle, Leap, Side Step, Strip Ball
   47 1 2 1 6 6 Legend
45
 210k
(90+120)k
  
7
Joe Goesboom
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Logan Boss
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player, Block
   42 0 2 0 1 5 2/28 130k
(70+60)k
  
9
Jake "Flake" Funk
Lineman
6 3 2+ 5+ 9+
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player
 -pa, n 30 0 2 0 1 2 2/24 110k
(70+40)k
  
10
Far Side
Thrower
6 3 2+ 2+ 9+
Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass
Accurate, Block, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, Dump-off
 n 20 12 5 0 0 3 41/50 200k
(100+100)k
  
11
Rex Burningham
Lineman
6 3 2+ 5+ 9+
Kick, Block, Dodge
 -pa, n, n 17 0 0 0 1 2 4/28 130k
(70+60)k
  
12
Ben "360" Screwneck
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Zach VanDrakenburg
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Kick, Block
 n, m 28 0 1 0 2 1 7/24 100k
(0)k
  
14
Buythem Young
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   5 1 0 0 1 0 3/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Travlin Forward
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Tackle, Wrestle
 n 9 1 0 0 1 1 7/24 90k
(70+20)k
  
13 players (+2 players missing next game) Elven Kingdoms League
Coach: Stimme Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: High Elf Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 2210k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:53 (27/11/15) |TD Diff:20 (76 - 56) |Cas Diff:-50 (24/33/9 - 44/59/13)
Last Opponent: Trans-Fat Crisco Porky Diners