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Storybook Memes
P [L] Goblin

Once Upon a Time, in the Marshes of Madness, a Carnival of Nurgle troop got lost deep in the bogs looking for a new disease. They were too busy digging over old corpses to notice that this particular swamp belonged to a grumpy (and very hungry) troll. A few minutes later this troll, later to be known as Shrek, was picking his teeth when some of the local goblins found the now ownerless gypsy carts full of costumes. They were looking for an excuse to get out of the swamp, and this was their chance. They took the outfits for blood bowl kits, sold the unholy symbols and hired themselves a newly unemployed coach. Dubbing themselves the "Storybook Memes" they make up for their lack in skills and strength in fouls. And they all lived happily ever after.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Shrek
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   9 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
2
Bengayonballskin
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   9 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
3
Dank Quixote
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Tumblrina
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Aluakaradin
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Patcha Pan
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Ebin-derella
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Little Fuccboi Blue
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
The House that Corey Built
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Dat Boi who cried O shit wuddup
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Old Man Henderson and the Sea
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 9 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(0)k
  
14
Billy Goat Gurps
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
The Nightingalo Sengen
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Ayylmao Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 1050k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (0/1/8) |TD Diff:-14 (2 - 16) |Cas Diff:-7 (9/7/2 - 19/3/3)
Last Opponent: Za UnderWarudo