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Roster [L] Chaos Chosen


Location: The North West, somewhere to the left of Naggarond
Motto: "Not the Star Players you need, but the Star Players you deserve"
Stadium: The Incredibly Expensive Dome
Surface: Brushed velvet

Colors: Yellow and Black
Sponsor: Clearly we don't need sponsors, we're incredibly rich star players




Star Player Quality At One-Star Prices

"Min-max murder hobos welcome you to the league!"

TROPHY ROOM
- Griff Oberwald
Biggest kill in the BB16 SWL era (as of season LXXXII) - 291 SPP removed in one hit.

Most injuries in a single game, LXXXII.
- Griff Oberwald

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS
Most fouls in Conferences: 31 fouls, SWL LXXXIV
Every one of us has the potential to be a star player.


*** Did you know...
During a terrible season, the accountants of the Facts turned out to be the MVPs of the team, holding onto a whopping treasury of 270,000 gold coins to aid the rebuy at the end of SWL LXXXIV
Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chosen Blocker
5 4 4 9
+AG, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Juggernaut
  44 24 10 0 5 4 84/176 220k
(100+120)k
 
2
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Claw
  43 0 0 0 20 6 70/76 180k
(100+80)k
 
4
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw
  44 0 0 0 28 5 81/176 200k
(100+100)k
 
5
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
6
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
8
Beastman Runner
6 3 4 8
Horns
Kick, +AG
  21 2 4 0 1 2 26/31 120k
(60+60)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dodge, Block
  12 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
10
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
11 players  
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 330k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:44 (6/9/29) |TD Diff:-44 (34 - 78) |Cas Diff:49 (74/44/12 - 49/18/14)
Last Opponent: Blood Crag Stripes