Past Players of White Elephants
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Luca Brazzi | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
9 | Randall Moss | Catcher | 12 | 12 | Catch, Dodge, +ST | m, n, m, d |
12 | Glitzy Glowenstasche | Thrower | 18 | 48 | Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands, +AG | m, d |
5 | Liz Lemon | Lineman | 11 | 9 | +MA | m, d |
1 | Eats With Feet | Treeman | 23 | 20 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block | m, m, -av |
11 | Nimble Noggin | Lineman | 5 | 4 | | m, n, m, -st |
14 | Next | Lineman | 25 | 11 | Dirty Player | m, n |
13 | Paper Roller | Lineman | 20 | 10 | Kick | d |
8 | Fritz Van der Walt | Catcher | 30 | 89 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Side Step | m, m, -av, m, -av, m, n |
13 | No Talent Hack | Lineman | 7 | 4 | | d |
16 | Reservist | Lineman | 34 | 43 | Block, Dodge, Leap | m, -ma, m, -ag, m, -st |
5 | Sleeps With Fishes | Lineman | 5 | 6 | +AG | d |
4 | Bananaman | Wardancer | 35 | 47 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Side Step, Strip Ball, Tackle | m, m, n |
9 | Odd Duck | Lineman | 9 | 14 | Block | d |
3 | Squeak | Lineman | 32 | 16 | Block, Guard | m, n, m, m, n |
6 | Peanut Butter Man | Lineman | 23 | 31 | Guard, Block | m, m, m, d |
14 | Quackenputz | Catcher | 8 | 9 | Catch, Dodge, Dauntless | m, d |
2 | Munches on Pinecones | Wardancer | 26 | 43 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, +ST, Side Step | m, n, m, m, n, d |