Past Players of Kitchen Warfare
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Melon Baller | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 0 | | m |
9 | Cleaver | Black Orc Blocker | 7 | 2 | | -ma |
14 | Ladel | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | |
13 | Spatula | Lineman | 19 | 0 | | m, n |
9 | Peeler | Black Orc Blocker | 21 | 14 | Block | d |
11 | Teaspoon | Lineman | 10 | 2 | | m, d |
8 | Rasp | Black Orc Blocker | 25 | 28 | Block, Guard | m, m, m, d |
8 | Knife | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 2 | | d |
5 | Mug | Blitzer | 40 | 130 | Block, +ST, Sure Hands, Break Tackle, +MA, Mighty Blow | m, d |
7 | Spoon | Black Orc Blocker | 24 | 27 | Block, Guard | -ma, -av, -ma |
3 | Bowl | Blitzer | 24 | 27 | Block, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
11 | Wooden Spoon | Lineman | 3 | 8 | Guard | d |
10 | Measuring Cup | Lineman | 26 | 5 | | m, m, m, -av |
9 | Mixing Bowl | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
1 | Whisk | Thrower | 36 | 42 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Kick-Off Return, Leader | d |