Past Players of Slathering Fools
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Blargle | Rat Ogre | 3 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal | m, -ag |
1 | Ms. Steak | Rat Ogre | 2 | 2 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal | d |
11 | Blammo | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -ma |
12 | Grandpa Boom | Thrower | 11 | 13 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | d |
11 | Stumbly | Lineman | 10 | 11 | Wrestle | m, m, m, d |
10 | Bumbletrunk | Lineman | 9 | 7 | Wrestle | m, d |
8 | Patchface | Lineman | 18 | 13 | Dirty Player | -st |
6 | Sista Solid | Gutter Runner | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | -ma |
5 | Brother Blood | Gutter Runner | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block | -av |
4 | Cousin Primo | Gutter Runner | 19 | 54 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +ST | m, d |
1 | Granny Nin | Thrower | 10 | 10 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate | n, d |