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CHOKELAND GRADERS Chokeland is a working-class city located on the sunny west coast of the Southern Wastes. Since all forms of warfare were abolished through Nuffle’s divine intervention, Chokeland’s citizens have channeled their combined malevolent energies into the construction and mass production of heavy machines of mass disruption, including Deathrollers, Pump Wagons, and the renowned Chokeland Grader, from which the city’s Blood Bowl team take their name. The Chokeland Graders made their debut in season LVI of the Southern Wastes League. They run a Stun n’ Gun offense (heavy-hitting run game coupled with long-bombing flair). The defensive side of the ball is dictated by dirty play! The Graders live and die by their motto: “Commitment to Recklessness”. SWL Season Record Trial of Blood: 4/0/3 LVI - Snorri's Regional: 6th(14) 3/3/1 LVII - Black Swans Conference: 7th(8) 1/0/6 LVIII - BBQ Wednesday Conference: 7th(8) 1/2/4 ================================= Longest winning streak: 2 Longest non-losing streak: 4 Longest losing streak: 6 Team Stats (game) Biggest winning margin: 3 (4-1 vs Malalocide) Biggest losing margin: 4 (0-4 vs Blackwater Sting) Most TD's scored: 4 (vs Malalocide) Most TD's conceded: 4 (vs Blackwater Sting) Most casualties caused: 5 (vs Banner of the Black Stag) Most casualties received: 7 (vs SWL Fun Police) Most blocks for: 60 (vs Hollywood Vamps) Most blocks against: 65 (vs SWL Fun Police) Most fouls for: 3 (vs RockCity Fêted) Most fouls against: 3 (vs Banner of the Black Stag; Large Head-on Colliders) Most SPP's for: 24 (vs Banner of the Black Stag) Most SPP's against: 22 (Wäŋa Warriors; Malapropism Mania) Current Rivalries - Head to Head Record Asha'maniac: 1/1/0 SWL Fun Police: 0/1/1 Wäŋa Warriors: 0/0/2 Killed & Maimed  Brad Pitt killed by  Snake Gambler Snorry killed by  Barkus Talon Rutter killed by  The Mad Stork Prost the Red niggled by  Powie Strong Dave 'The Dealer' Davidson broken neck by  Woe Whackson Longfur killed by  Slay Die Hernia Harold smashed hip by Powie Strong Yurmikmik Jr killed by Powie Strong Dan "Big Daddy Cool" Guido killed by  Wizard Andrew "il Capitano" Del Piero killed by Powie Strong Julius Hotlightning niggled by Powie Strong Ian Hotsnake killed by Snake Gambler Reptile killed by Snake Gambler Krumma Von Huppi killed by The Mad Stork David Grottyfist killed by Slay DieHonours SWL Season LVI All-Stars team SWL Season LVI Rising Stars team SWL Season LVII Conference Representative team SWL Season LVI Player Stats
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Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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| 3 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/16 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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| 4 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 23/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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| 5 |
Chosen Blocker
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
13 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18/31 | 140k
(100+40)k |
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| 6 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 80k
(60+20)k |
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| 7 |
Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal Block, Claw |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/31 | 200k
(150+50)k |
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| 8 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Tackle |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21/31 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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| 9 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 10 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 11 |
Beastman Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Wrestle, Big Hand |
n | 15 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16/31 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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| Games Played: | 60 (17/13/30) | | | TD Diff: | -25 (69 - 94) | | | Cas Diff: | 2 (68/40/26 - 76/40/16) |
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| Last Opponent: Students of the Arcanum | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Hollywood Suckers | Vampire | 1000k | 16 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1270k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 13k |
| Nu Big Ladz | Ogre | 1050k | 14 | 0/0/1 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1050k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 17k |
| Slinky Malinki | Lizardmen | 1120k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 980k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 18k |
| Hidden People | High Elf | 1140k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1000k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 16k |
| Asha'maniac | Dwarf | 1260k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1180k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 16k |
| Simon Katich Love Team | Chaos Renegade | 1290k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 3 | 1180k | 14 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 21k |
| Bαnner of the Black Stag | Norse | 1310k | 16 | 0/0/1 | 60k | 3 - 1 | 1010k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 10k | 16k |
| Bαnner of the Black Stag | Norse | 1290k | 24 | 2/3/0 | 30k | 3 - 1 | 1120k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 19k |
| SWL Manglers | Chaos Renegade | 1320k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1720k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 22k |
| Malalocide | Chaos Chosen | 1290k | 20 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 4 - 1 | 1460k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 28k |
| Dumbass Rats | Skaven | 1440k | 19 | 2/2/1 | 20k | 1 - 3 | 1350k | 21 | 3/0/1 | 70k | 22k |
| SWL Fun Police | Nurgle | 1540k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 0 | 1420k | 19 | 4/3/0 | 60k | 27k |
| RockCity Fêted | Elven Union | 1530k | 17 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1280k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 25k |
| Asha'maniac | Dwarf | 1560k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1380k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Large Head-on Colliders | Chaos Dwarf | 1700k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1930k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 27k |
| Wäŋa Warriors | Orc | 1590k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 3 | 1770k | 22 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 29k |
| Malapropism Mania | Chaos Dwarf | 1700k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 2000k | 22 | 1/3/1 | 70k | 31k |
| Da Blackest Guard | Orc | 1440k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1900k | 16 | 2/2/0 | 60k | 25k |
| SWL Fun Police | Nurgle | 1630k | 17 | 2/0/2 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1820k | 19 | 3/1/0 | 80k | 31k |
| Blackwater Sting | Dark Elf | 1630k | 10 | 1/0/1 | 10k | 0 - 4 | 2590k | 20 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 25k |
| Psych Lab | Skaven | 1660k | 19 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 3 - 2 | 1390k | 14 | 0/0/1 | 60k | 30k |
| Mexican Standoff 2016 | High Elf | 1760k | 16 | 1/1/1 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1940k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 28k |
| Sphinxes from Mars | Tomb Kings | 1820k | 10 | 0/1/1 | 60k | 0 - 0 | 1910k | 12 | 2/1/0 | 30k | 24k |
| Crookwell Green Devils | Chaos Renegade | 1790k | 14 | 2/0/1 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 2010k | 15 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 27k |
| Wäŋa Warriors | Orc | 1900k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1790k | 15 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 32k |
| Longear Wussbags | Wood Elf | 1790k | 17 | 1/1/1 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1620k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 29k |
| Blackwater Sting | Dark Elf | 1860k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 3 | 1810k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 32k |
| Sacred Spawning of Sotek | Lizardmen | 1900k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 1 | 1600k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 31k |
| Error 404 afterlife not found | Necromantic Horror | 1960k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1670k | 19 | 1/2/1 | 70k | 30k |
| Edamame Diet | Amazon | 1710k | 23 | 3/3/1 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 2070k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 28k |
| Bαnner of the Black Stag | Norse | 1880k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1520k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 30k |
| Psych Lab | Skaven | 1910k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 2 - 2 | 1500k | 14 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 33k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1940k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 1 - 2 | 1760k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 28k |
| Crookwell Green Devils | Chaos Renegade | 1780k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1790k | 19 | 3/2/2 | 80k | 28k |
| Gray's Anatomy | Tomb Kings | 1360k | 18 | 1/1/2 | 40k | 1 - 0 | 1860k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 18k |
| Horrors Of Skye | Necromantic Horror | 1630k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 3 | 1720k | 22 | 1/4/0 | 50k | 24k |
| Wäŋa Warriors | Orc | 1250k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 3 | 1990k | 22 | 3/2/0 | 80k | 31k |
| Technically Minded | Dwarf | 1600k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1910k | 14 | 2/0/1 | 50k | 30k |
| Wings of the Condor | Elven Union | 1610k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1610k | 17 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 34k |
| Steaked | Dark Elf | 1430k | 11 | 3/1/0 | 10k | 0 - 1 | 1740k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 27k |
| Athel Loren Lovers | Wood Elf | 1630k | 16 | 1/2/1 | 50k | 1 - 3 | 1630k | 18 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 29k |
| Ook Ook | Simyin | 1630k | 14 | 0/3/1 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1820k | 13 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 25k |
| Morgwegian | Norse | 1590k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1090k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 50k | 21k |
| Pitch Slap | Chaos Dwarf | 1730k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1880k | 19 | 1/2/1 | 50k | 27k |
| Isis'r'us | Tomb Kings | 1450k | 17 | 2/1/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1000k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 20k |
| Famous Femmes | Amazon | 1770k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1680k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 31k |
| Remember Failure | Nurgle | 1740k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 10k | 1 - 2 | 1840k | 21 | 3/1/1 | 70k | 38k |
| Transfusion Time bb16 | Vampire | 1330k | 14 | 1/0/2 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 2080k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 30k |
| Haman's Hammers | Chaos Dwarf | 1500k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1480k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 32k |
| Kendo Killers | Norse | 1550k | 20 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 3 - 1 | 1640k | 16 | 3/0/0 | 70k | 24k |
| Griffon Gate Sentinels | High Elf | 1660k | 16 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 2 | 1720k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 37k |
| Students of the Arcanum | Slann | 1710k | 11 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1390k | 13 | 0/0/2 | 50k | 27k |
| Griffon Gate Sentinels | High Elf | 1580k | 14 | 1/1/2 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1980k | 13 | 1/0/2 | 50k | 25k |
 Old 'Murican Gods | Norse | 1340k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 90k | 1 - 0 | 1040k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 25k |
| Stinkfinger | Chaos Dwarf | 1430k | 23 | 6/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 3 | 1430k | 18 | 3/0/1 | 30k | 22k |
| Witch Gate Wraiths | Dark Elf | 1500k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1460k | 15 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 27k |
| Henson's Henchmen | Slann | 1500k | 7 | 1/0/1 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 1740k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 29k |
| Freezy Trees | Norse | 1490k | 12 | 0/1/1 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1930k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 20k | 26k |
| Witch Gate Wraiths | Dark Elf | 1530k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 10k | 0 - 2 | 1580k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 26k |
| Students of the Arcanum | Slann | 1540k | 14 | 1/0/2 | 20k | 1 - 3 | 1720k | 17 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 26k |