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Once upon a time... ...in the draughty ramshackle castle of Hackenhall, two Ogres sat hungrily awaiting their supper "SNOT!", called Dreek Gnobchomper impatiently, "Where's me dinner!" "We et Snot fer lunch", said Biran Snotlunchen "Did we? wat about dat other one? 'is brother, Snot?" "Breakfast" "Brugger!", Dreek pondered the situation, "Is dere any food in da dungeon?" "Just dat Weaver Witch, but she just skin n bones" "Bones fer supper den" The two ogres descended to the dungeon and found the Weaver Witch in her cell surrounded by a collection of rag dolls. She looked like a woman who had been sustained on a diet of moths and silk worms. There was indeed little in the way of meat on her bones. "Was dat?", demanded Dreek pointing at two ragdolls throwing a ball of wool to each other. "They are my children", said the Weaver Witch "Are dey good eatin?" "No, for they are made of cloth and string, and the love of a kind old woman" Dreek looked at the woman confused, drool dripping from his mouth as he considered which part of her to consume first. "But they can get you food!", said the witch hurriedly " 'ows dat den?" "You can lead them onto the local Blood Bowl field. And win prizes, glory and the tasty carcasses of the opposition players you destroy. And, they'll even cook for you" "You's tink we stupid den? I spose you need to be dere all alivesy like. Controllin dem from de sideline", said Dreek suspiciously "Oh no, not at all. Once I have breathed life in to my darlings, the are fully sentient beings. No need for me to be around to tell them what to do" So that night back in the great Hall, the six Ogres of the new team Hacky Sack had their first meeting with their ragdoll teammates. Over a tasty meal of Weaver Witch gruel. The End Racial Bingo:

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
RRR bones	Tomb Kings	960k	10	1/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1000k	11	3/0/0	50k	18k
Tenacious D's	Dwarf	1020k	7	0/0/1	40k	0 - 1	1080k	12	1/0/1	50k	16k
Grosseto Greens	Orc	1040k	10	0/1/1	80k	1 - 1	1060k	18	3/2/0	20k	21k
Great Big Orclympians	Orc	1070k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1120k	17	2/1/0	60k	17k
Warriors of Nehekhara	Tomb Kings	1210k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1210k	10	1/0/0	80k	19k
Villis Army	Necromantic Horror	1280k	17	2/2/2	50k	0 - 2	1240k	15	2/0/0	50k	23k
Rancid Rancors	Nurgle	1300k	11	2/1/1	10k	0 - 3	1310k	20	3/0/1	80k	13k
Necroman Haunt	Necromantic Horror	1340k	23	4/2/0	30k	2 - 1	1270k	10	1/0/0	40k	18k
High Crimes and Misdemeanors	High Elf	1410k	19	4/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1430k	16	0/0/1	30k	30k
Black Deadsouls	Shambling Undead	1510k	7	0/1/0	50k	0 - 3	1470k	25	4/0/1	50k	28k
Restless Legends	Tomb Kings	1510k	9	2/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1560k	19	3/2/0	40k	21k
Québec Blue Moon	Goblin	1230k	17	1/1/1	50k	2 - 1	1270k	14	3/0/0	50k	16k
Classic-Orchi	Orc	1670k	10	0/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1520k	15	2/0/1	50k	24k
Happy Mummy Day	Tomb Kings	1700k	13	3/1/0	20k	0 - 1	1780k	16	2/2/0	80k	35k
Steel Chest Dwarves	Dwarf	1680k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1720k	32	3/4/2	70k	31k
County Counseling Center	Human	1130k	7	0/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1200k	17	2/1/0	70k	26k
smallkosp	Chaos Renegade	1700k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1350k	14	2/1/0	80k	37k
(B)ave Nurgle	Nurgle	1710k	7	0/1/0	10k	0 - 2	1960k	27	6/1/1	30k	27k
end of light	Shambling Undead	1560k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1560k	14	1/2/1	60k	27k
Goldie Lookin Chainpushers	Chaos Chosen	1520k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1490k	13	1/0/0	40k	31k
Blot on the Landscape	Nurgle	1740k	18	3/2/0	50k	1 - 1	1770k	16	6/1/0	40k	25k
[BBT] Def Squad	Orc	1600k	19	3/0/1	40k	2 - 1	1600k	13	2/0/0	30k	25k
Stuck Mojos	Goblin	1760k	12	2/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1750k	12	2/0/0	80k	28k
Christmas All Year	Dwarf	1720k	9	3/0/0	50k	0 - 2	2110k	17	2/1/0	40k	29k
[BB2] Khorne's Claws	Chaos Chosen	1720k	17	3/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1700k	13	2/0/2	50k	32k
Perry's Rodents	Skaven	1570k	15	4/1/0	60k	0 - 4	1580k	18	1/0/0	20k	31k
Quinta Sc	Necromantic Horror	1610k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 0	1620k	7	2/1/0	30k	30k
Shades of red orcs	Orc	1660k	7	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1920k	15	1/0/1	50k	26k
Don't PoMb Me Bro	Nurgle	1560k	7	0/1/0	10k	0 - 2	1860k	17	4/0/0	60k	30k