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Based on FC Barcelona in Spain Awesome player pics done by Tesifonte  STAFF Prezzi-denter Mr Greenback Skullnutta MoneyBags Counta Miss Lotta BigSumz Direktor of Killin' Mr Cloraform Fistflinga Hed Coach Mr Ramrutta Russo Medik Doc Choppa Tomakapainstoppa Ass Coach Mr Duwazz Dabossasez Skout Mr Lukknow Furdadandis GRUDGES & RIVAL CLUBS Note that most of these clubs have fallen by the wayside as they lack the stamina and majesty of this beautifully green club Essetesford Town Bloody game and coin-toss defeat in OBBA Cup 2nd Rd Season IV Bristol Reavers Rival Orc club and nearest pretender to B'Orcalona's claim to be the premier Orc club Real Sociadead Rival Spanish Club and coached by obnoxious guttersnipe that spreads malicious rumours in the press ZKSA Mozzkva They employ evil wizards to win in the last turn every game against B'Orcalona, they are also evil!!! Fulham Fleet Owed an absolute trashing after they caused the biggest upset in the OBBA Cup ever, despite B'Orca doing little wrong Fulham had drunk the cream of Nuffle that night! Club Records Record Currently Active All Time  Top Scorer:CURRENT:Pedro Rodriguez 12 ALL TIME:Samuel Eto'o 16  Top Tackler:CURRENT:Lilian Thuram 32  Man of the Match:CURRENT:Gudjohnsen; 9  Top Fouler:CURRENT:Gianlucca Zambrotta 62 ALL TIME:Cesc Fabregas 65  Best Win:4 – 0 v BBC Internazionale Milano (season IV)  Worst Defeat:; 1 - 4 v Fulham Fleet, OBBA Cup 1st Rd Season IX  Highest Attendance:174,000; Season VIII v Oval Balls FTW Top Passer:CURRENT: Hleb; 9 ALL TIME:Thiago Motta 17 Most Spp's:Gudjohnsen; 141 Most Blocks:CURRENT:Lilian Thuram 564 Most Rushes:CURRENT:Gudjohnsen; 172 ALL TIME:Samuel Eto'o 426 Career History Season Achievements I Did not participate as the team was still in pre-season training II OBBA's second Season and the team started in Feeder League. Lead the group all the way until the last week where results went against them and they finished 3rd. The OBBA Cup saw the team go out in the first round against strong semi-finalists Mummywell. Team was still promoted to Conf North as money talks!!!! III The third season saw the team win their opening game against Dynamo and Lilian Thuram laying a DE Lineman with a Crowd push. The season progressed reasonably well, though it was a tight division with several teams all finishing within 0-3 points of each other. The last day win over Hamburg Skeletons and the earlier win over BBC Internazionale Milano were considered the highlights of the season for B'Orcalona fans. Stayed in the Conf North. In the OBBA Cup B'Orcs went out in the second round after losing 2-1 to Daggers & Redfridge IV The fourth season began with a narrow defeat against the eventual Conf North Champions "Moskova", though the team won all there following matches to finish in second place. In the Cup B'Orca made it to the second round going out on a coin toss following a 2-2 draw with Essetesford Town V The fifth season again began with a narrow defeat against "Moskova", but the team battled through to get third spot in the Championship on TD difference over Sirius 1907'ers. Promotion to the Premiership beckoned. VI OBBA PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! The sixth season saw the team go on an incredible 8 game unbeaten run in the league which saw them crowned OBBA Premier League Champions after finishing the campaign off with a 2-0 vistory on the last day against Sartosa Pirates. The previous game had seen the side remarkably overcome the nearest rival, Mummywell, 3-0 in a comprehensive victory. The season did see critical moments go the B'Orca way, but then in reality that is the mark of all the OBBA champions over the years, fortune favours the brave, and this year for once the Orcs were the bravest of the lot. Key players were Gudjohnson, Deco and Messi. All three were outsanding both offensively and defensively, but that should not take away from what is a rounded team performance with all players conrtibuting, even if it is just with their flabby ass sitting in peoples way like Guadiola does :P VII Not a great season with disapointing results near the end gifting the title to Bristol, B'Orca's rival club VIII B'Orca's worst season since entering the premier league. A dreadful result on the opening day where despite dominating the game, B'Orca were hit on the break and lost 1-0 to Daggers. Things improoved slightly and it looked like B'Orca might have a chance afterall, but the three games against title rivals were poor and it required a great win over newly promoted Watford on the last day to keep B'Orca up where they belong IX A steadier season than Season VIII. B'Orca have this season found that they lack the required strength in depth to compete in every game. Amazing as this seem when considering that B’Orca are the biggest club in the world and have such a quality line up on paper; the reality is that each and every game the team is victim to a variety of horrendous subterfuges by opposing teams who love to use drugs and knuckledusters; repeated slanderous accusations by the collective press about B'Orca players, causing them to be held for questioning and missing games; dodgy agents causing friction between the two greatest Orc player in the world Gudjohnsson and Thuram often causing dressing room acrimony meaning that they will not take to the field together.The loss of Josep Guardiola and Cesc Fabregas this season has been a hammer blow for B’Orca due to the unique qualities these two players possessed. Indeed it is now time for a rebuild and a new Troll and gobo double act is sought to offer at least the threat of a TTM even if it is rarely attempted.Also it is now being speculated in the press that Coach Russo is losing his grip on the squad and even his mind as he tries to bring the massively talented squad with fantastic support back into the sort of form that they demonstrated in their title winning run in Season VI X B'Orca's final season in the OBBA saw a 5th place finish in another poor season. A cash flow problem due to a scurrilous investigation into the financial affairs of the club saw the owners arrested and the club withdrew from competition XX Oh Happy Days! The mighty B'Orca are re-formed and ready to add some star power to the un-bejeweled ranks of the OBBA. With a FF of 17 they still are the most popular club on the WORLD!!!  Season VI            Post Match Sequence 1) Check if player has done any of the following: 3 Touchdowns 3 Casualties 5 Completions 1 Interception 5 Fouls Killed a player Killed a player over 51 SPP Killed three players of the same race Killed a player by surfing them Scored using a TTM 2) Update Stats and player profiles |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 1 | 8 | Stand Firm, Dodge, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
-av, -ag | 97 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 11 | 97/176 | 190k
(80+110)k |
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| 2 |
Lineman
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4 | 3 | 4 | 9 | +AG, Dodge, Guard, Block |
-ma | 60 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 65/76 | 170k
(50+120)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Stand Firm |
n | 68 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 26 | 6 | 88/176 | 180k
(80+100)k |
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| 4 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
n | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Fend |
55 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 4 | 63/76 | 160k
(80+80)k |
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| 6 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 7 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG, Strip Ball, Kick |
89 | 10 | 14 | 1 | 49 | 11 | Legend 207 |
220k
(80+140)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Tackle |
13 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/31 | 120k
(80+40)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Guard, Block, Tackle, Dirty Player, Fend |
100 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 9 | 84/176 | 160k
(50+110)k |
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| 10 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player, Block |
32 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 18/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dodge, Block, Side Step |
69 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 33/51 | 130k
(50+80)k |
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| 15 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block, Dodge, +MA, Fend |
37 | 16 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 64/76 | 170k
(70+100)k |
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| 17 |
Journeyman Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Loner |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| Games Played: | 101 (49/15/37) | | | TD Diff: | 19 (123 - 104) | | | Cas Diff: | 164 (164/128/52 - 100/51/29) |
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| Last Opponent: Bristol Reavers | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| Amazon | 6 | 3/2/1 | 1.2 | - | 1.0 | 1.7 1.3 0.2 | - | 0.8 0.8 0.7 | 623k |
| Chaos Chosen | 3 | 2/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.3 | 1.3 1.7 0.7 | - | 1.3 0.0 0.7 | 607k |
| Chaos Dwarf | 9 | 3/1/5 | 1.1 | - | 1.3 | 1.0 0.6 0.2 | - | 1.7 0.8 0.3 | 283k |
| Chaos Renegade | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 3.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 2.0 1.0 | 290k |
| Dark Elf | 4 | 3/1/0 | 1.5 | - | 0.5 | 2.5 1.3 0.8 | - | 0.3 0.0 0.3 | 238k |
| Dwarf | 4 | 2/1/1 | 1.0 | - | 0.8 | 0.5 1.3 0.3 | - | 2.0 0.5 0.3 | 388k |
| Elven Union | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.5 | 2.5 1.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 690k |
| High Elf | 6 | 1/1/4 | 1.0 | - | 1.8 | 1.3 1.5 0.5 | - | 0.7 0.5 0.2 | 123k |
| Human | 3 | 2/0/1 | 1.3 | - | 0.7 | 2.0 1.7 0.0 | - | 0.3 0.0 0.3 | 510k |
| Lizardmen | 3 | 3/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.3 | 3.3 1.7 0.3 | - | 0.3 1.0 0.0 | 823k |
| Necromantic Horror | 12 | 4/0/8 | 0.8 | - | 1.3 | 1.8 1.7 0.2 | - | 1.2 0.7 0.3 | 520k |
| Norse | 6 | 2/1/3 | 1.3 | - | 1.5 | 2.0 1.2 0.3 | - | 0.3 0.5 0.2 | 360k |
| Nurgle | 4 | 2/1/1 | 1.3 | - | 1.0 | 1.8 2.0 0.3 | - | 1.0 0.3 0.3 | 208k |
| Orc | 10 | 5/2/3 | 1.4 | - | 0.6 | 1.3 1.2 0.5 | - | 1.0 0.5 0.2 | 406k |
| Shambling Undead | 9 | 5/1/3 | 1.2 | - | 0.8 | 1.9 1.1 1.1 | - | 0.6 0.6 0.4 | 586k |
| Skaven | 5 | 3/1/1 | 2.0 | - | 1.4 | 1.2 2.0 2.0 | - | 0.4 0.4 0.2 | 656k |
| Slann | 2 | 1/0/1 | 0.5 | - | 1.0 | 1.5 0.0 0.5 | - | 0.5 0.5 0.0 | 630k |
| Tomb Kings | 9 | 4/3/2 | 1.2 | - | 0.7 | 1.7 1.2 0.8 | - | 2.3 0.4 0.2 | 200k |
| Vampire | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 3.0 | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -150k |
| Wood Elf | 2 | 2/0/0 | 1.5 | - | 0.0 | 1.5 0.5 0.5 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | 600k |
| Total | 101 | 49/15/37 | 1.2 | - | 1.0 | 1.6 1.3 0.5 | - | 1.0 0.5 0.3 | 425k |