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Hammer > Anvil
Roster [R] Dwarf

"It's better to be the hammer than the anvil."
-Best Fortune Cookie Ever
Yes, this team was named after a fortune cookie.

Winner of FUMBBL SMACK Sched PRO LXXXV
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Olympic II
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   7 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
2
Sledge II
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   7 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
$700
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
   2 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
5
Roofing
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   27 3 8 0 11 0 49/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
6
Mini-Sledge II
Runner
6 3 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+AG, Block
   6 1 4 0 1 1 20/31 140k
(80+60)k
  
7
Cross-peen
Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Diving Tackle
 -ag, n, m 45 0 0 0 16 5 57/76 160k
(0)k
  
8
Club Mk-II
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Stonemason's
Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Fend
 -ag 60 0 2 0 19 4 64/76 150k
(70+80)k
  
12
Mallet
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Grab
   39 0 4 0 16 5 69/76 150k
(70+80)k
  
13
Bricklayer's
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Fend
   29 2 2 0 1 2 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
17
Sylvester Whiterock
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
William Coldlightning
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: maysrill Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1490k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:87 (51/8/28) |TD Diff:42 (128 - 86) |Cas Diff:103 (160/97/51 - 109/64/32)
Last Opponent: Gila Tequilas
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen64/0/21.7-0.71.8   1.3   0.7-0.8   0.8   0.38k
Chaos Dwarf64/1/11.5-0.30.8   1.8   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.328k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   4.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Dark Elf20/0/20.5-2.01.0   1.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.510k
Dwarf64/1/11.5-1.01.3   1.7   0.5-1.3   1.2   0.363k
Elven Union31/1/11.7-1.73.0   1.7   0.3-1.0   0.0   0.013k
Halfling11/0/03.0-1.05.0   3.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0270k
High Elf22/0/02.0-1.01.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Human76/1/01.9-0.61.6   0.9   0.7-1.7   0.4   0.4-34k
Lizardmen21/0/11.5-1.01.5   1.5   1.0-1.5   1.0   1.0300k
Necromantic Horror60/1/50.3-2.21.8   0.8   0.3-2.0   1.2   0.2-18k
Norse22/0/02.0-0.52.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.5-135k
Nurgle32/0/11.3-0.70.7   0.3   0.3-2.3   0.3   0.07k
Ogre75/0/21.7-0.62.3   1.1   0.3-1.4   0.3   0.317k
Orc115/2/41.3-1.01.4   0.7   0.3-0.7   0.8   0.6-53k
Shambling Undead84/0/41.3-1.42.5   1.0   0.6-1.8   0.6   0.3-14k
Skaven32/1/02.0-1.01.7   1.0   0.3-0.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Slann10/0/11.0-3.04.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Tomb Kings107/0/31.6-0.72.4   1.1   1.2-1.6   1.5   0.722k
Total8751/8/281.5-1.01.8   1.1   0.6-1.3   0.7   0.44k