TEAM BIO

Based in Pigbarter, this town has a deceptively healthy economy taking advantage of the silk road out to Cathay and especially hiring out mercenaries to ensure that any good transported along ends up in the general vicinity of where the merchant wanted it. The team itself is made up of two former sides, the Pigbarter Gitz and the Pigbarter Shigglez, the "businesswoman" Roaring Meg bought out both sides and decided to merge them together to create, what she believed, a superteam. There was one minor problem, one team was mainly ogres and the other was all gnoblars. Inevitably, the majority of the Shigglez players decided they would retire from the game immediately and take up a safer job, like trying to get work as a bloodthirsters dentist.

This left a team of gnoblars, Meg did use some business sense though and get in a couple of ogres ready for the game. Well, we say business sense, she spent three days camped outside each players house throwing faecal matter at their homes until they agreed to play. It probably wasn't the faeces that did it to be fair, it was probably the obnoxious wailing as she decided to sing the club anthem "no one likes us, but that's okay because we don't like them either way, besides everyone is entitled to an opinion". Not the most catchy song and especially in a tone that is best described as an untuned violin making its way through the digestive tract of a Hell Pit abomination suffering from IBS... but worse.