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Special High Intenstiy Team
Retired [X2] Elf

TO: All Players (Employees)
From: The Coach
Subject: Special High Intensity Team

In order to assure the highest levels of quality proformance from players, it will be our policy to keep all players well trained through our progrom of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give players more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the field, please see your coach. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our coaches are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Players who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our coaches took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T.jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Team (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
Boss In General, Special High Intensity Team (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Mighty Blow
  12 0 4 0 2 0 16/ 160k
(170)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Strip Ball
  11 1 5 0 0 0 16/ 150k
(170)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dauntless, Block
  12 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 110k
(95)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Tackle
  12 2 2 0 4 3 31/ 120k
(130)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Catch, Block
  12 4 1 0 4 3 30/ 100k
(95)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard
  12 1 0 0 1 2 13/ 90k
(80)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
  12 3 0 0 3 1 14/ 80k
(70)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
n, m 12 2 1 0 1 0 7/ 80k
(0)k
 
9
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Strong Arm
n 9 9 0 0 0 0 9/ 100k
(79)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 4 7
+MA
  11 2 1 0 0 1 10/ 90k
(95)k
 
11
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
  2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
 
12
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Pass Block
  8 0 1 4 0 0 11/ 120k
(143)k
 
14
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Pass Block
  6 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 120k
(143)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: DaemonicLazoth Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1660k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (4/0/8) |TD Diff:-8 (18 - 26) |Cas Diff:-3 (10/5/5 - 10/10/3)
Last Opponent: Webl Wascals