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Greedy Looting Undead Tyrants
Roster [X] Necromantic

GLUT has entered the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4882>FUMBBL Tour</a>! Lost 2-0 in opening round :(

The Greedy Looting Undead Tyrants (GLUT) are all about the cash. They play bloodbowl for one reason and one reason only, to make money. As such, they will accept any challenges from a team within 10 TR if that team has a higher fan factor than they do. They also will refuse games if the potential opponent's fan factor is deemed too low.

To make more money GLUT needs to raise its fan factor so the goals for each game are as follows:

1. WIN!
2. Score two touchdowns.
3. Deliver two casualties.

They don't much care how they achieve these goals just that they do. This means that they will foul their own grandmother if they are short on CAS but will only strategically foul once two CAS are reached. They also won't stall unless there is no chance of them scoring again in the half or they are already at, or going to achieve goal one and two in which case they will stall like mad. Also, if we play you and our fan factor goes down you have earned the right to have the next player created named after you (you out greeded us). You have been warned.

List of names for next players:

<b>Achievements</b>:

Made this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=488411>Chaos team</a> beg for mercy and likely not to be played again. We also zombified beastman Gristle.

Got five CAS against this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=489252>Dwarf team</a> and zombified Ciccio (since retired).

Five more CAS and another zombie from this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=489209>Undead team</a> (since retired).

Challenged by this <a href=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=530624>wood elf</a> team and we <a href=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6370393>zombified</a> a player and made them beg for mercy.

Beat down this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=469641>norse team</a> with three touchdowns and four CAS and increased our FF.

Caused three big <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=533118>lizards</a> to miss the next game and scored two touchdowns and the fans loved every minute.

Despite being out CAS'ed and losing a wolf to a niggler we beat this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=500107>undead</a> team 2-1 and the fans were completely enthralled.

<b>Shames</b>:
Had a 1-1 tie and FF down in the first match against this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=485000>Necro team</a>. Named the next wolf Selma Lagerlof at Ghurt's request.

Won 1-0 against this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=487898>Dwarf team</a> but failed to garner a single CAS and the fans deserted us. Hired Ghoul Dark Ritual at dark_ritual's request.

Got mugged by Mr_Foulscumm and his <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=491568>undead</a> team. Lost 1-0 had one death and two nigglers to boot. Hired Handome Beast at his request.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bill Gates
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Guard
   20 0 4 0 6 1 29/31 160k
(170)k
  
2
Thorin
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Guard
   11 0 1 0 5 1 18/31 160k
(170)k
  
3
Handome Beast
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(105)k
  
5
Charles Montgomery Burns
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Kick, Strip Ball
   21 1 3 0 4 3 33/51 150k
(165)k
  
6
Shylock
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block
   6 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 140k
(158)k
  
10
Gristle
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block
   20 0 0 0 1 5 27/31 70k
(123)k
  
11
Donald Trump
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
12
Gaggled Deock
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
13
King Midas
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
14
Ebenezer Scrooge
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(40)k
  
15
Goldfinger
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
16
Silas Marner
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
 n, m 10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: brew_town Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1300k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:21 (13/4/4) |TD Diff:13 (32 - 19) |Cas Diff:-1 (23/20/7 - 26/19/6)
Last Opponent: Look Away Lucifer