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Psychedelic Breakfast
Retired [X2] Dark Elf

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Once an infamous Dark Elf raiding party, feared across the old world for their brutally effective strikes on towns and cities to gather more slaves, these evil creatures were bordering on the brink of madness. The dark magic employed at every opportunity had warped their minds and when one fateful evening Brunor Cookslayer decided to provide a feast of mushrooms (having dispatched the reliable and reasonably competent goblin slave-chef), their hallucinogenic effect put the entire party over the edge.

The band and it's members, having lost their names in the mists of psychedelia, are now known by titles bestowed in relation to whatever strange acts are undertaken in this new chaotic state. Being completely unreliable at raiding, the Warband has been placed into the BloodBowl leagues, where although fearless and capable of brutality and crazy plays in equal measure, they are no longer a liability to Witch King on the battlefield.

The team seems to have taken a strange and instant dislike to another recent addition to the leagues, Ogre team "Eggs Sausage and Chips" - or what they disparagingly call "The Normal Breakfast".

They retain their hateful feeling for the High-Elfs, emotions so strong that not even drug induced madness can mask them - Ebeneezer Feelgood did once attempt to disprove this theory but after popping an entire sack full of pills (we are not sure what they were but they did have a smiling gobbo engraved on each side) the only noticeable change in his behaviour to the High-Elf test slaves was his reduction in the length of time they were dragged behind his horse.

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--><tr><td>Emerging Star</td><!-- --><td align='center'>3</td><!-- --><td align='center'>2</td><td align='center'>67%</td></tr><!--
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--><tr><td width='30px align='center''><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/darkelf/lineman.png'></td><td align='center'>Lynyrd Tollkeeper</td><td align='center'>Block, +AG, DP</td><td align='center'>34 SPP</td><td align='center'>Retired: n,-ag</td><!--
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rincewind Sparklehat
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   7 2 5 0 0 2 27/ 140k
(153)k
  
2
Shylock Volechaser
Blitzer
8 3 5 8
Block
+AG, Dodge, +MA
 n 34 8 9 0 2 2 49/ 190k
(165)k
  
3
Dominic the Donkey
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(115)k
  
4
Johnny Chimpo
Lineman
6 3 4 8   15 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 70k
(70)k
  
5
Sir Hughbert Elderberry
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
6
Booglarize
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   18 2 0 0 1 2 14/ 90k
(90)k
  
7
Shooter McGavigan
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Dodge
   14 2 1 0 6 1 22/ 150k
(153)k
  
8
Chips Chillum
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
9
Jedward Scissorhands
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass
Strong Arm, Accurate
 -ma 21 13 0 0 1 2 25/ 140k
(128)k
  
10
Kasabian Fireboots
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Dodge
 -ma 32 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 110k
(128)k
  
11
Dizzee
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step
   9 3 2 0 1 1 16/ 150k
(175)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Camy Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (5/8/22) |TD Diff:-36 (30 - 66) |Cas Diff:-30 (30/21/9 - 43/32/15)
Last Opponent: V for Vendetta!