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Screaming Diz-[B]usters
Roster [B] Shambling Undead

We kill, we maim! We kill, we maim!

Cry the cable, cry the word: unknown terror is here! From the glare of stars, the Starry Wisdom beyond time, space and control, the kings of the shadow on the highway of night spoke to us in many voices, but made them all sound like one: we could be like they are! No mortal was meant to see such wonder, and we OD'ed on life itself. Wrapped in Hell, we lost our breath!

In the presence of another world, one deal is what we made: ball all night and ball all day, and rise to claim Saturn, ring and sky, like some heavy metal fruit! There's no reward for failure but death, so it doesn't matter if we turn to dust.

We just want to be lovers, not red-eyed screaming ghouls, but the poison's in our hearts and in our minds. With laughs of pain and hardened smiles, a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, our thrills they come as cheap as Cas and Cas as cheap as thrills.We're death, come sweeping through the hallway, living for giving the Devil his due. And you know we will not apologize! You're ours for the taking. You don't give up, you just give in!!

R U Ready 2 Rock? Raise your can of beer on high and seal your fate forever!

Player bios are for roadies we've picked up along the way. But everybody gets a pic.

Teams retired: Nasty Baseball Mascots, Glass.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Otto Breuer
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Ralf Muhlberger
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   37 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
3
Yorick Clumsystone
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block
   32 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
4
Jeunechamp
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Kingsberg
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
 m 23 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
7
Monty
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   21 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Charles, the Grinning Boy
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Hardened Smiles
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step, Sure Hands
   29 1 10 0 0 3 46/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
11
SheUvhal
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Evil Sign
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Tackle
   10 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
13
The Red
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Jump Up, Guard, Stand Firm
   37 0 4 1 15 7 79/176 200k
(90+110)k
  
14
The Black
Wight Blitzer
6 3 5 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG, Guard, +AG
   45 4 7 1 33 3 108/176 230k
(90+140)k
  
15
Cultösaurus Erectus
Mummy
4 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Stand Firm, +MA, Break Tackle
   44 0 0 0 26 5 77/176 240k
(120+120)k
  
16
King In Yellow
Mummy
4 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Stand Firm, Block, +MA, Grab
   45 0 0 0 23 6 76/176 240k
(120+120)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1940k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:45 (21/15/9) |TD Diff:13 (58 - 45) |Cas Diff:32 (75/43/16 - 54/33/15)
Last Opponent: Bunny Slope