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Tots 'n' Ham Hotspur
P [L] Simyin
Hailing from the N17, a legendary rain forest in Albion, these assortment of Apes crush everything in their path.

They live on a strict (and bizarre) diet of Tots and Ham only.

They despise cannons and anyone who brings an arsenal of weaponry to a fight.

Their playing style is one of flamboyance and neutrals love them!

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Harry KaneChimpanzee7337Extra Arms, Wrestle, Dodge, Sure Hands, Side Step, Fend, Block 6792705613080k (80+100k) 
2Chris WaddleSilverback5519Loner, Wild Animal, Extra Arms, Grab, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Block, Piling On, Break Tackle 59000495123140k (140+110k) 
3Hugo LlorisGorilla5428Extra Arms, Grab, Mighty Blow, Guard 282100425100k (100+40k) 
4Gareth BaleGorilla5418Extra Arms, Grab, Mighty Blow, Guard, Jump Up-ag, -ag, n, m2700010335100k (0k) 
5Jimmy GreavesGorilla5428Extra Arms, Grab, Mighty Blow, Guard 190003216100k (100+40k) 
6Dave MackayGorilla4428Extra Arms, Grab, Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge, Guard-ma, m3511016351100k (0k) 
7David GinolaChimpanzee7237Extra Arms, Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step-st, m27150233580k (0k) 
8Danny RoseBonobo6337Extra Arms 810000150k (50+0k) 
9Danny RoseBonobo6337Extra Arms, Mighty Blow 1201001850k (50+30k) 
10Dele AlliBonobo6337Extra Arms, Dirty Player 3320020650k (50+20k) 
11Paul GascoigneBonobo6337Extra Arms, Dirty Player 33110021450k (50+20k) 
12Mike EnglandBonobo6337Extra Arms 510000150k (50+0k) 
13Ledley KingBonobo6327Extra Arms, Wrestle, Fend, Mighty Blow-ag64130443850k (50+70k) 
14Steve PerrymanBonobo6327Extra Arms, Block, Tackle, Kick, Fend-ag, n610301076450k (50+80k) 
16Gary MabbutBonobo6327Extra Arms-ag, m1510000150k (0k) 
11 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach:skinnydookie Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Simyin Fan Factor:5  
Team Value:1660k Assistant Coaches:2  
Treasury:650000 Cheerleaders:2  
Tournament Weight:2200k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:69 (22/14/33) |TD Diff:-29 (72 - 101) |Cas Diff:26 (107/64/29 - 100/62/12)
Last Opponent: Hellas Nurglona