Due to an unexpected 3-2 victory of Elf C Utrecht vs. Dream Team Barcelona we have reached 6th place in League 2 this season with an average 3 wins, ties, and losses each.
Finally we can win again! Last night's 2-1 over our fellow brothers from Brizzle assured our stay in league 1 for the coming season as we now can't be ranked lower than 7th.
Sadly we have to dismiss Sokratis Papaunspeakable. A crushing block by Brizzle black orc Aden Flint smashed his hip. We will hand him over to our medical team. We are sure they will be able to make him play-ready again!
Our no-win streak sadly continues! After an entertaining match (at least for the crowd who developed a sudden appetite for snot burger and managed to get hold of all that little bu(r)ggers in the stadium) against the pale skins from 1860 München we left the field with a harsh 2-4 loss! Again our heavy hitters just couldn't penetrate the darkies' armour in the first half. Our magical investigators could only shrug - they couldn't find evidence for any illegal tricks by our opponents.
Due to a disastrous tactical defensive play we were not able to win the match against Aberdeen. A mere 1-1 (TD came from Mickeysomething) was the result. Our defensive coordinator will be fed to the snots - he doesn't deserve the trolls!
Tonight we will play Aberdeen FC. This will be a "brown pants - red shirts" day - please show your compassion for the poor humans by wearing brown pants and blood red shirts!
After an unbelievable display of incompetence by both teams we were able to draw our game against the pointy ears from Badford Slitty with both teams marking 1 touchdown each.
Our touchdown was again scored by Henry Mickeysomething who got the ball handed over by Okay Gündogan, blitzed Ben Williams out of his way, broke the tackle from Kyel Reid and James Hanson and - putting in some extra speed - finally reached the endzone!
During the last seconds of the match Okay Gündogan broke several tackles by the darkies to sprint to the endzone, awaiting the pass from Henry Mickeysomething - but darkies had perfidiously installed a trip wire just before the endzone and Gündogan spectacularly crashed to the ground. As no proof of that wire was to be found after the game we decided not to protest - but we won't forget that foul play for sure!
Tonight Borussia Orcmund suffered a dissappointing 0-1 loss against stinkin' Hellas Nurglona.
However, post game inspections show that our opponent had secretly hired a wizard who used forbidden magic to make the nurgs' armour near unbreakable. League commissioners were informed but refused to take actions without stating why. We can only speculate how much money they were paid...
Today - after a long period of developement and testing - Borussia Orcmund is proud to present you our new homepage!
As you already have noticed the design has been completely redone and it is - with all dignity - spectacular looking now! But it's not only the design that has changed but we also included new stuff for all our fans - most notably the "Did You Know..." section with lots of interesting or even funny trivia about our organisation. Just click on the button to the left and check it out!
Our match against the skaven vermin from Dream Team Barcelona has just been finished. Despite a vast superiority in numbers and gameplay Nuffle - his name be praised! - was not with us and the rats were able to get away with a 2-2 draw in the last second.
WE BET TOP SPOT Blijdorp Rotterdam! Yes, fans, we were able to beat the Apes in a rather unspectacular match 2-1. The TDs for our side were scored by Henry Mickeysomething and Okay Gündogan.
First win of the season! After the bad luck against Paris' Apes we took sweet revenge on the sucking Elf from Utrecht. Henry Mickeysomething ran in the ball twice to secure a 2-1 win, also claiming credits for 1 CAS. What a stunning performance!
Right for our match against the daisies from Elf C Utrecht our team hired Marc Beard'ra and Sokratis Papaunspeakable. They will both strengthen our LOS squad. On behalf of the whole team: Welcome and good luck with your career with BCB - we are glad to have you with us!
(For all of you that follow our team closer: Yes, Sokratis has been with us for several games until he had to take a break due to financial considerations by our ownership.)
... that scoring sensation Henry Mickeysomething suffered badly from a brocken leg early in his carreer? He had to retire and was replaced by his younger twin brother Jean. The public was not informed about that fact - in fact, Jean was introduced as his older brother and still plays under that name. Having achieved 12 touchdowns in 18 games he seems to be much more talented than his twin. Therefore team owner Bann Shee sent over a huge box of anti-proriasis-shampoo to Lokomotive Lustria (who broke the older twin's leg).
... that the highest ever SPP count in a single game by any Orcmund player was achieved by Henry Mickeysomthing? He scored 2 TDs and 1 CAS in a recent game against Elf C Utrecht, got rightfully awarded MVP for a total of 16 SPP!
... that the Orcmund Oysters, the team's cheerleading squad, are regarded as the worst animation squad in the whole OBBA? They even supported the wrong team during a complete first half of a game once. During halftime they were fired - litteraly! - and replaced by some goblin fans.
... that the highest CAS count in a single game for BCB is 4? They managed to achieve this feat 5 times so far - although 4 CAS is not that much for a typical Orc team!
... that Maurice Leader was the first player of Borussia Orcmund to ever reach the title of Star? He managed to get the missing SPP in his 27th game vs. Dream Team Barcelona in which he threw 3 completions, including a short pass to Marco Fyke who ran in the TD right after receiving the pass.