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Nobbla's Dirty Stars
Roster [L] Goblin

The Stars need 280k of inducements to be at their prime. Please give them their headroom if asking for games! Nobbla needs to stay on the pitch!


Nobbla Blackwort is the bestest of the best everything. He's got the best saw, and the best bribes, and the best players who follow him around when no one else will let him play for them because they're all a big bunch of stupid Ogres or something.

Everyone knows it, I know it, and after this match you'll know it too if you don't already. The saw is the law, and Nobbla is bringing it your way today! Prepare to get a right proper smashing.

And if Nobbla has to go off to clean his arm out of the saw again, those star player apothecaries are the best by the way, then the rest of us will show you even more what bribes do for goblins!


Should anyone else bring a saw, Nobbla challenges you to a duel, just him and one of his many idiot sons against whoever you may be. We promise not to cheat at all, though who knows what trolls will get up to when you're not watching them.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Dreams of Flying
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
3
Nobbla's Dad
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
 n 11 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
4
Boot Shiner
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
The Skald
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Speak Softer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Bigger Stick
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Sure Feet
   9 2 1 0 0 1 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
Sneaky Git
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
 -av 10 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Dirty Player
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Never Fouls
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   11 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Barry's PA
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
   11 0 5 0 2 0 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Uncle's PA
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   10 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Nobbla Junior
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Cousin Barry
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   12 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
16
Biggest Fan
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Grab
   12 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
14 players  
Coach: tussock Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1220k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (2/3/7) |TD Diff:-13 (12 - 25) |Cas Diff:-23 (18/4/2 - 31/12/4)
Last Opponent: Da Freebootaz