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Cheetham Hill FC
Roster [L] Chaos Chosen

Owner:
The people of Manchester
A Proud member of the OBBA
Season #31 South Division Winners

Head Coach:
Alexey Stupoff-Ferguson(not the sir)of the Stupoff coaching tree.

Race:
Choas

Team Colours:
Red/Black

CHEETHAM HILL FC
Cheetham Hill FC
Stadium =Cheethham Park, an actual Park
Major Rivalry-
Minor Rivalry-
"Cheetham Hill FC Manchester's other Soccer Club"
A team of local youths built around the possible son of Wane Rooney (DNA might be a 50% match if it were to be tested).


Seasons

Season 30 of OBBA
Preseason 1-0-1 Played a couple of Necromantic Horrors in two 2-1 games, won 1 lost 1. On the preseason coach Stupoff-Ferguson "We should have been 2-0 dam ref and no one skilled up"
Regular Season Conference South
Game#1 vs Rotten Toffees FC 1-1 In a game of two halves nothing went right in the 1st half players piled up on the bench 0-1 at half. The Red & Black Devils caused four casualties and killed 1 player in the 2nd half 1-0. In a scare Lil Rooney died but was saved by the “doctor”.
Game#2 vs Steinkeep Hammers 1-0 Solid 1st half defense & a dwarf like offense in the 2nd half saw Abraham Hyman score in the final seconds for a 1 goal victory.
Game#3 vs F.C. Piemonte 0-1 They were badly beaten up for 80 minutes hardly saw the ball and lost out on a 0-0 tie in the last minute. Coach Stupoff" We need to be in better shape".
Game#4 vs [The Gunners] Invincibles 1-1 In a game of two tough defenses both teams eeked out scores in their half for a tie.
Game#5 vs Patrice Evra 2-2 In a bloody offensive game CH suffered it's 1st injury when Jack Rosenthal was killed and doctors butchered the rescue attempt leaving him permanently scarred with a broken neck. Sandra Douglas killed Patrice Evra by stomping his head as the game ended in payback for what professional fouler Brandao had done earlier. Coach Stupoff "There's no place in this game for goons like Brandao. It's a shame his friend died and not him. We have committed 5 fouls as a team all year, that joker has 9 by himself. That was Sandra's 1st foul maybe he should take lessons."
2nd injury=George Lee will miss next game with a hand injury.
Breaking News Pe2Play- A possible son of Pele(50% maybe)has been signed. The 2nd pro to be signed to play with the eleven townies.
Game#6 vs Juvecromantic 0-2 Nothing went right finished 1st half with only 6 players on the pitch.
Regular Season 1-3-2 Finished
OBBA Cup Round of 32 vs Levante UnDead 0-1 Bad on the games 1st action Don Arden is killed and joins the Levante team. The CH team had no better luck the rest of the way dropping a sure Goal seconds before the half and threatening all 2nd half only to fall down time after time.
Season 30 ends 2-3-4

Season 31 of OBBA

CHFC skips the preseason hoping to start the season healthy as they didn’t move up a division.
Regular Season Conference South

Game#1 vs A.S.S.E 1-1 CH stopped the French power house on their opening drive. Fothergoll goal earlier in the 2nd gave them the lead and than the defense fall down. Stupoff= "Love the french hate their rats and least none of our players died falling down like Gérard Janvion. The team is looking to buy Crist Runado of Portugal if they can manage the cap.
Game#2 vs Strákarnir Okkar 2-1 CH put the hurt on some elves.Jesse Fothergill scores once in each half after time consuming drives and CH gives up 1 quick one and holds 1 time to win. Stupoff= "We hate elves, but they were well coached and their blitzers gave us problems but we took our time and prevailed." No word yet on Crist Runado.
Game#3 vs Frenzy City 1-1 A tale of two halves all Frenzy 1-0 1st half, all CH 1-0 2nd half. Benny Rothman died. He will be replaced by Crist Runado. Jack Rosenthal retired after the game due to a back injury to go along with his broken neck.
Game#4 vs [The Gunners] Invincibles Forfeit victory!
Game#5 vs Wrecks'Em FC Forfeit victory!
Game#6 vs St Kill-da Saints 1-0
Game#7 vs Da Honourable Kinigits of OBBA Forfeit Victory! Again!
South Division Champions 5-2-0
Playoffs vs FC Greengolstadt 0-1 Played very well against a much better and skilled team giving up the winning score on a dodging last second play. Stupoff="We played very well and had no injuries!"

Season#32 League One
Game#1 vs Strákarnir Okkar 1-3 Out played, no luck & an inferior team! Stupoff="We scored 1st then it got bad!"
Game#2 vs Crystal Meth Palace 0-2 Hosed by the refs and nuffle. Stupoff="It was bullsht"
Game#3 vs Mazacotes de Chicontepec FC 1-0 Stupoff="One of the best games we have ever played!" We need to score more!
Game#4 vs Real Mad Rid 0-2 Slaughtered! Maynard dead & Hyman crippled! Stupoff="Couldn't keep anyone on pitch as the scored with only 3 CHers on field as 1st half ended. Couldn't pick up ball 1 turn score in 2nd and 0 for 5 passing!"
Game#5 vs Frenzy City 0-2 Season continues to go downhill started with 10 ended up with 4 players on the pitch. Stupoff="No comment!"
Game#6 vs West Harm United 1-1 A game of to two halves! A dominant 1st half and a disaster of a 2nd half. One player removed by a fan & a rock. Bombs took out three and in the final seconds Crist Runado killed by a foul. Howard Jacobson broke star player Bobby-no-More's skull as payback. Stupoff="We want a rematch!"
Game#7 vs Guingamp Crusaders 1-1 In a very entertaining game both teams made nice slow crushing drives. Stupoff="Should have been a tie and it was Mighty Zug took our whole team off the pitch." New star player Jungul injuries knee and is returned to former team.
Season#32 ends 2-2-4 7th place out of 9
CHFC drops out of OBBA


Players




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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 White TonyBeastman Runner6338Horns, Wrestle 900021960k (60+20k) 
2 Frances Hodgson BurnettBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 2100021960k (60+20k) 
3 Sandra DouglasBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Mighty Blow 21020812760k (60+40k) 
4 Jesse FothergillBeastman Runner7348Horns, +AG, Block, +MA, Pro 21790335560k (60+110k) 
5 Abraham HymanBeastman Runner6238Horns, Wrestle, Dodge-st20020311760k (60+50k) 
6 Howard JacobsonBeastman Runner6338Horns 2100000060k (60+0k) 
7 George Augustus LeeBeastman Runner6338Horns 1900000060k (60+0k) 
8Bugzy MaloneBeastman Runner6338Horns 200000060k (60+0k) 
9Michael MarksBeastman Runner6338Hornsm200000060k (0k) 
10 J.J. ThomsonBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Frenzy 20010923160k (60+60k) 
11 Lil RooneyChosen Blocker6439Block, +MA 211004429100k (100+50k) 
12 Pe2PlayChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow 140005220100k (100+40k) 
14 Messy LionChosen Blocker5439Block 11000219100k (100+20k) 
16 Diego MadonnaChosen Blocker5439  0000000100k (100+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: pafootball22 Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1700k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1760k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (5/7/9) |TD Diff:-9 (17 - 26) |Cas Diff:16 (24/19/2 - 17/8/4)
Last Opponent: Guingamp Crusaders