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Unending Glory 7s
Roster [L] Tomb Kings
7s version of https://fumbbl.com/p/team?op=editbio&team_id=945155

Location: Morkport
Nickname: The boring shits
Rivals: Shamoozle Kaboos


When Duchess Mushka had her takeover bid for the Downtown Demolishers rejected, she conspired to have the team poisoned and subsequently raised. Ended up being far cheaper this way too*. After a name change to sound Khemrian, and a lick of paint on the kit, even their regular league opponents haven't recognised them. After all, teams disappear all the time don't they?

Hoping to encourage her children to do something healthy like playing blood bowl for once, instead of just listening to all these town square squawkers that have been popping up lately, Mushka named all players after the names she remembered her precious little ones continually babble about.

* At least the upfront cost, you have no idea how much Bloodweiser the players drink now they don't have a liver to manage.

Allow me to present to you BloodBowl's greatest (and likely only) love story.**
There was once a norse player called Vlad who was deeply in love with the Amazon Nikita. However their love was forbidden and they had to keep it a secret. This double life caused great strain so they hatched a plan to be together... As skeletons! No one would recognise them then. Unfortunately the necromancer who raised them took their wish of 'being together forever' too literally and he raised them as two skeletons, each part Vlad, part Nikita. This was super awkward for them and the two skeletons split up to find a cure to split them up. Vlad and Nikita returned to BB to save up while Nikita and Vlad set off in search of a cure.

But tragedy struck. In a game against the Shamoozle Kaboos, Badabun the so called 'throwa' missed a troll with an exploding rune and injured Vlad and Nikita. Duchess Mushka told the staff to 'retire' the skeleton, meaning find them a cushy caretaker role. Again a misunderstanding necromancer blighted their life, as they understood retire as 'dispose of'. She used their body as a vessel for her master project - building a golem. Thus poor Vladenstein and Nikitaenstein was born/created. A terrible beast who only wishes to inflict misery on others. Makes a great BB player though, so Duchess Mushka is happy.
Things we've killed that had a back story (bio)

It feels a bit wrong to be taking credit for killing Sir Moonsky. Frankly I'm surprised he survived this far into life. The guy had no awareness or reactions or anything. If Undying Glory hadn't done it, he'd likely have been run over.

Fortunately for Dick, he believed in reincarnation. Unfortunately for dick, he's come back as an even stranger ... being?

Wanted: Malformed
Crime: That time when he nearly pitch cl... well we don't talk about it
Reward: Recruited for the cause

Wanted: Dead, not alive
Crime: Killing multiple Undying Glory players
Reward: Ice cream

Wanted: Badly hurt, but not too injured that he will quit blood bowl.
Crime: None, he's never actually done anything other than help us win, its just fun.
Reward: You'll see what I mean


Not only does Vladenstein and Nikitaenstein scare the opponents, but he intimidates the MVP judges too. After receiving 6 MVPs in their first 7 games, despite negligible match achievements, the MVP judges have had to be replaced with a random number generator. For fairness.

Despite being a well know speciesist, star player PewDiePie has amassed a large following, following his success in repeatedly injuring Milligan the Easter. PewDiePie has put him in the dugout more times than he's eaten hot dinners. Milligan that is, PewDiePie doesn't eat hot dinners, because he's sponsored by Huel.

Shoutout to these skelletons. Considering that I most play vs orcs, and they mostly get punched all game long by BOBs, the fact that they've reported for work in every team game is fairly special. But on the other hand, they're sitting there with 0 SPP, and all the new comers have overtaken them in actual achievements.
*** Did you know...

Rumour has it star player PewDiePie has been known to... ah I can see you've heard it before.

They featured in an article in the guardian, which was rather critical of their existance 'F***ing boring garbage men that suck and know it'

Despite being unable to average even as little as one touchdown every game*, they annihilated the Elves from Squangle Land 3 - 0. It was later discovered that the elves were actually stolen property from a supermarket cart park, which went someway to explaining their 'dodging'.

*Undying Glory typically prefer to report their mode or median score per match, which clocks in at one, no rounding up required.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1PewDiePieAnointed Blitzer6328Block, Regeneration, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Stand Firm 000000090k (90+80k) 
2Dude PerfectAnointed Blitzer6328Block, Regeneration, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle 0000000+3890k (90+60k) 
4Like NastyaAnointed Thrower6337Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands, Leader, +AG, Block 0000000+5070k (70+80k) 
7Zachary QuickboneSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block 0000000+740k (40+20k) 
8El RubiusSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block 0000000+1040k (40+20k) 
11VocĂȘ Sabia?Skeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 000000040k (40+0k) 
12Saffron Big OlivesSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block 0000000+940k (40+20k) 
14Vladenstein and NikitaensteinTomb Guardian4519Regeneration, Decay, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm 0000000+41100k (100+60k) 
8 players  
Coach: Muff2n Re-Rolls (140k): 0  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 10  
Team Value: 950k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 380000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1070k Apothecary: No  

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