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Larry Vaughns Love Spawn
Roster [L] Sons of Stromfels



Head Coach
Trickey

Stadium
The Catacombs of Invercargil, The deep South

Team Colours
Diluted Crimson and Salt.










Larry Vaunghan's Love Spawn

Roll up Roll up come to the Palace of Glittering Delights the jewel of the Northern peninsular of the deserted Isles. Mayor of Slipper Island cooly invites all comers to this exclusive resort. "Come along and leave some of your troubles behind." Unfortunately those troubles are mostly limbs and other appendages. Slipper Island is a haven for the sons of Stormfel (Not my sons Larry repeatedly says), the island is served by the skittish looking populace who are hell bent on appeasing the massive beasts.

After continuous bad reviews, especially after the disappearance of a whole band of Norse Dwarf workers sent to do some basic maintenance. Larry changed his tack and thought he would simply embrace the beasts (Careful Larry), though they aint his. He decided it would be a great turn to run them as a Blood bowl team and it is becoming popular with the spectators rather than the opposition and cultist.



History

The Sharks surface in the Tentacle Smack and give Shatners Basoon a hell of a fright cruising into the Semi's. They take on Half cut but it proves more bark than they can bite and they sail back short of there first Smack but with a few snacks.

After a memorable season in season III of Osbbl the Sharks have a unceremonious end to the season due to Silky refusing to use enough elf in the Chum buckets he promised to provide. This lead to the Sea Life matters movement as the sea folk refused to take the pitch for the Mullet play off.

The Love Spawn resurface for the Season 4 Sucker cup taking on Banda Sagrada de Magritta. A tight 1-0 loss sees the Stormfel thinking about a return to the full league as Hooper chews on Helmut Wulf you can hear him saying "I think I have a taste for this game again".

Season X sees the Love Spawn make the Semi finals of the Sucker cup.

Remember Them!


Michael Brody despite losing his leg to meadows on Debut in the Smack, the peg he was give helped him hobble in for a score and also gave him a new kicking game. Some horrible drunk dryad decided to liberate the wood though.

There is Blood in the water!




Those that didn't learn:













And Helmut wulf eaten by Hooper




Fave food at the moment Skeletons/Brody Children

One Vamp hid in the Ko'd box till they left this is an approved survival method.


Meadows Fresh Meat



The Poetry of Meadows:
I floated Lonely as a trout
and in my mind there was nowt.

I am a minnow,
I am a minnow,
I am a minnow,
I swim with the Whales,
And eat Water Snails...

UNION CHANT-Composed by Meadows

We want Chum!
We want Chum!
We want Chum,
With more elf bum!!

If you are free come swim in the sea

Am I to swim amongst the Whales,
Am I to flip on the Shore,
Will the glittering Light
I have in my eye
any light it will abore
Shall I sink in an Ocean of sorrow
And eat the sailors
with tattooed Swallows
Alas Mother
I let the down
YES there I see it
Your Frown

???? - Meadows post Sucker cup conference- He then spent the next six hours weeping to a stunned press pool.”

#YouCantCageAShark
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Brody
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 5+ 5+ 8+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Guard, Pro, Block, Stand Firm
 -ag, -av, -av, m 12 0 0 0 5 2 3/32 250k
(0)k
  
2
Hooper
Sons of Stromfels
4 6 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
 n, n 12 0 0 0 6 0 -1/32 270k
(110+160)k
  
3
Vaughn
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Meadows
Sons of Stromfels
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Guard
   13 0 1 0 13 0 4/32 210k
(110+100)k
  
5
John Milius
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Dirty Player
 n 10 0 0 0 3 1 0/24 70k
(40+30)k
  
6
The Understudy to the understudy
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Tackle, Wrestle
 n 11 0 1 0 2 1 5/28 90k
(40+50)k
  
7
Sean Brody
Pirate Cultist
6 3 2+ 4+ 7+
+AG, Fend
 n, -av, n, n 11 0 2 0 0 0 3/24 90k
(40+50)k
  
8
G. Thomas Dunlop
Pirate Cultist
5 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Fend, Shadowing
 -ma 12 1 0 0 2 4 1/28 90k
(40+50)k
  
9
Jack Tate
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Tackle, Fend
 n, m 12 0 1 0 0 1 0/24 60k
(0)k
  
10
Philip FitzRoyce
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle
 n 13 0 0 0 0 0 2/20 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Murray Hamilton
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sure Hands, Block
   13 0 0 0 1 2 3/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
The Other Boom
Wrecker
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Pass
 n 3 0 2 0 1 0 2/20 90k
(70+20)k
  
13
Kelly Ann Bukowski
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dauntless, Tackle
 n, n 11 0 0 1 0 1 0/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Mrs Taft
Pirate Cultist
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
+MA, Strip Ball
 n 12 0 1 0 0 1 2/24 80k
(40+40)k
  
15
Richard Drafus
Wrecker
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block
 n, m 3 0 2 0 0 0 0/20 90k
(0)k
  
16
Boy on the boat
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+3 players missing next game) Old World Classic, Worlds Edge Superleague
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Sons of Stromfels Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1650k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (4/3/6) |TD Diff:-5 (10 - 15) |Cas Diff:0 (14/20/4 - 17/18/3)
Last Opponent: Johnny Geode and the Rockslide