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Location: The Deserted Isles
Nickname: Harm'Em Globetrotters
Stadium: Harm'Em Arena
Surface: Stone slick with the blood of opposition players

Colors: Blue and White
Sponsor: Orcidas
Rivals:


TEAM BIO

The Harm'Em Globetrotters are an exhibition Blood Bowl team. They combine athleticism, theater, and comedy in their style of play. The Harm'Em Globetrotters are worldwide icons, synonymous with good old fashioned family entertainment.....if your idea of wholesome family entertainment is watching some humey get his f***ing head stomped in on the Blood Bowl pitch while your favourite Orc Blitzer twirls an inflated warboar bladder on his extended middle finger. The Globetrotters represent 1 year(s) of breaking down barriers (mostly to get a fearful opposition out of the changing sheds), acts of goodwill (Globetrotters management would like to express that the term goodwill is and will remain synonymous with the words violence and terrorism.) and a commitment to fans that goes well beyond the game. Each Globetrotters game features some of the best athletes on the planet, unmatched fan interaction, incredible ball-handling wizardry, helmet-rattling hits and side splitting comedy.


PREVIOUS GAMES

2522 Season Results

NOW RECRUITING!

Wanted
1x Troll - preferably with Block, +ST will be a great advantage. Multiple Block and/or Piling On considered.
1x Thrower - Accurate a must. Block preferable. Strong Arm and Dodge will be viewed favourably, as will any combination of +ST, +AG, +MA
1x Goblin - Side Step required, Dirty Player a must. +ST or +AG will assist applicant in recruitment process..., although realistically any gobbo'll do, life expectancy being short and all.

PLAYER RECORDS

Most Cas
has both inflicted lifechanging injuries on opposition players
Most Blocks
with bone crunching hits
Most Completions
with pieces of aerial mastery
Most Passing Yards
with long yards
Most Touchdowns
with incredible touchdowns
Most Rushing Yards
with rushing yards
Most Spps
with spp
Most MVPs
and have both received well deserved MVP awards
Most Fouls
with an amazing fouls,closely followed by with a spectacular fouls
Most Interceptions
with magnificent interception

FANTASTICAL FACTS FOR THE LITTLE ONES
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
 
2
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
 
3
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
  1 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 90k
(90+0)k
 
4
Big Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
 
8
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
 
9
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
 
16
Goblin
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
11 players Badlands Brawl
Coach: Happy_Amateur Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 1000k (±100) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 35k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 1 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1045k

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-1 (0/0/0 - 1/0/0)
Last Opponent: Wasps Inc