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<b>"We'll stomp ya when yer down
We'll stomp ya to the ground
We'll stomp yer nuts
And spill yer guts
Then chuck your organs around!"</b>

The goblins have had a hard time of it during their adventures in Spuds Bowling; they have battled against larger teams in the Wiggum and MCCC Open, whilst losing in the final of the Little Leaguer 2. Efforts aided by their strongmen Trolls - such as Gurmp Burmp - and skillful gobbo play as shown in the likes of team captain Fuffruff (Top passer of Wiggum 5 and Little Leaguer 2).

Calamity struck in the first round match of Season 16's MCCC Open: the Saltash Slaughteers beat them to a bloody pulp. They lost the match 1-2, incurring 7 deaths!

These were the Dark Days of Da Klan, but the team kept on battling and were the surprise winners of Season 18's Bugman Brewers Cup. Only 3 goblins remain of the former days - Fuffruff, Keetz Da Too and Hiddy Piddy. But they remain intent on making sure many organs are chucked around!

<b>Honours:</b> Little Leaguer 2 finalist / Bugman Brewers S18 Winner
<b>Longest Win Streak:</b> 3 games
<b>Longest Unbeaten Run:</b> 9 games
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 6 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, +ST, Guard, Stand Firm
  31 0 0 0 28 3 71/76 230k
(110+120)k
 
2
Troll
5 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, +MA, Guard
  34 0 0 0 15 3 45/51 190k
(110+80)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet, Dauntless
-ag 33 2 5 0 3 3 38/51 110k
(40+70)k
 
5
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-ma 18 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
  18 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Goblin
8 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, +MA, Pass, +MA, Side Step
  34 26 17 0 1 4 99/176 190k
(40+150)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Goblin
6 3 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, Side Step, +AG
-av, m 20 0 2 0 0 5 31/51 150k
(0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
  17 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Catch
  9 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
15
Fanatic
3 7 2 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
-ag 10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
16
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  12 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: CaptainBringdown Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1660k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1810k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (15/8/12) |TD Diff:8 (49 - 41) |Cas Diff:-37 (50/19/13 - 72/30/17)
Last Opponent: Gorgeous Dead