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<table width=400><tr><td><h2>Hiztorika Rexgoblia (by Anonimuz)</h2><!-- --><p align="justify">Rexgoblia iz a jung kuntr. Zurrondd by da grim territorrz o da old wurld, Rexgoblia iz da ijlund o pis for thoz folkz hu hav won da favr o da rulerz. Toz hawevr hu lost dat wanc, no retrn, lajk lineorkz, but latr abat diz. Not zo long ogo Rexgoblia doznt ivn hed nam. Da grinsknz dont hav big fantazy tho mak strajkingg namz, zo thaj kolld it az Dalandnoentrfolinoz or Landopisifyurnolino, bat ther wur meni otr namz juzd. Vanc hawevr a humn errnt (kald imzelf "antropolgz") kam to diz land, and wer weri zurprizd dat diz land iz ruld ba goblinz. Da rulr (Vajkz zon, Aba) lajkd da swit tolk o da humn, and krownd imzelf ba im. Da humn dinominet da land Rexgoblia and wrot itz konztitusn. Aftr dat hi woz exekutd. Tat jir bekam the firzt jir in Rexgoblian tajm. Sinz da grinsknz r not junkiz o frml dingz, zo da "Rex" bikam "Rekz" zortl fo iziar to zpell. Fo offisal juz thej kept da name "Rexgoblia" wics iz kopid from da fro padzs o da konztitusn. Da rezt o da buk woz juzd tu ignajt many fajrz.</p><!-- --><p align="justify">But wa r lineorkz zo hatd in Rexgoblia? Well, forztly yu suld kno haw goblinz bikam rulrz o dis land. Wanc a blak ork chazd n alfling on bitn and unbitn patz till da alfling klimbd onto a tri. Da ork stapd at tha tri and skratzd iz hed not knoing wat to du. Aftr a long our a goblin came huz nam woz Vajk and he notizd da zituason. Sinz he woz hungr too, he disajdd to elp da ork. Vajk advajzd im to mak a fajr at da bottm o da tree and da smok (or da flamz) will forz da alfling to kame dow. Da ork zurprizd abot da zinius of da goblin and sinz that tajm hi tuk da smoll gobbo on hiz sholda. The klevr goblin on a big blekk orkz sholda zuun got a haj rizpekt oll over da former Rexgoblia. Wer thej went Vajk sowd hiz zuperiorit to da oterz ba sajin zentenciz ananderztandabl to otherz, who thogt dat ther muzt b som klevernez in hiz wordz. Veri zuun Vajk got hig powr: He begn to kollkt tekz and held a big kurt.</p><!-- --><p align="justify">Morovr he mad an ordr to attakk the neigbor land Ruzzia. But da rekruitd lineorkz led ba Doza Gorg began tu riot inzted of attakkin Ruzzia bikoz of the many dutiz and haj takz. Thej turnd aganzt Vajk, but hi all alang beer da zupport o da trowrz, blitzarz and da blekk orkz, zo da mob were zoon difited. Doza Gorg got a burnin krown onto hiz hed and hiz fellowz wor forzd to eat hiz bodi alajv. Aftr that hiz remajnz wur tird intu faur pizez and pinnd ontu the faur cornrz of da land. Lineorkz wur banisd forevr.</p><!-- --><h2>Kingz o Rexgoblia</h2><!-- --><p align="left"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7398294">I. Aba</a>, zon o Vajk (1- )<!-- --></p><!-- --><h2>Lekz Rojalbol</h2><!-- --><p align="justify">Da Klub Rojalbol wer mad for da fun o da king and hiz kurt. Thuz the proteksun and zatizfaksun o da goblinz are da hijezt prajoriti. Da rulz wer mad bazd on diz idea:</p><!-- --><p align="left">I. No lineorkz!<!-- --><br>II. Onli goblinz r allowd du zkor!<!-- --><br>III. King muzt b protektd!<!-- --><br>IV. King kant ritajr!<!-- --><br>V. If king dajz, da hajezt renkd goblin bekam da nu king!</p><!-- --><p align="justify">On da firzt matc a blitzer violatd da zekond rul. Aba likd da rebl very mucs befr, and firzt hi vantid tu forgiv him, but after hi watcd da zekond matz from da bokz hi rialajzd dat hi kent ztend tha face o da zinner. Aba dezidid to exekut him, and kodifajd the sigzt la witz iz:</p><!-- --><p align="left">VI. Anyvan hu brekz da zekond or turd rul muzt be trovn intu da zkvig pen!</p><!-- --></td></tr></table> |
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Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Sure Feet |
7 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 23/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 2 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 60k
(50)k |
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| 3 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
m | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 40k
(0)k |
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| 4 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 60k
(50)k |
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| 5 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 6 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 7 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 9 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 10 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 11 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 12 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/ | 100k
(100)k |
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| 13 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/ | 100k
(100)k |
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| 14 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| Games Played: | 8 (5/2/1) | | | TD Diff: | 4 (10 - 6) | | | Cas Diff: | -6 (6/2/0 - 5/8/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Princes of Reign | |||||||