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Drachenfels Window Cleaners
Roster [S] Gnome

Castle Drachenfels is in disuse. With the demise of their Lord the castle is starting to get over run with vegetation and bat guano.

BUT the windows are perfect! clean, no dust and shinning. Some say you see the glare of the stainglass from 10 miles away on a clear day.

Well the windowcleaners are now on strike. Why oh why are we cleaning the windows on a deserted castle? this makes no sense.

The butchers have run off to play Blood Bowl. The Coachmen guys are forming up their team for the big stunty tourney, for NUFFLES sake!

They have had enough. They have converted all their window cleaning machinery into 2 huge cannons. Trained on them and they are ready to go. Straped on some trash can armor that was littering up the back forty of the castle.

They are ready to storm the Stunty Div...CANNON STYLE!

# of Cannon Shot TTM for score = 1
# of lawn darts (BH+ on a failed TTM landing) = 0
# of BH + from Bombs: 5
# of Self Inflicted CAS from own Bombs: 2
# of Self Inflicted RIP from own Bombs: 1
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Gun "boomer"
Dwarven Cannon
2 3 3 10
Always Hungry, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Strong Arm, Throw Team-Mate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
2
Mad Max
Daredevil
5 2 3 7
Diving Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty, Thick Skull
 m 3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(0)k
  
3
Mad Kevin
Daredevil
5 2 3 7
Diving Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty, Thick Skull
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
4
Big John
Squig Slayer
5 2 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   3 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Frank the Shoe Maker
Gnome
4 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Munchen Grivious
Mad Bommaz
4 2 3 8
Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Strong Arm, Stunty, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
7
Waldo Digor
Mad Bommaz
4 2 3 8
Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Strong Arm, Stunty, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Alvin Grobart
Mad Bommaz
4 2 3 8
Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Strong Arm, Stunty, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Curly Ray
Gnome
4 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   3 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Luke McGoog
Gnome
4 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Guard
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
Bundorf
Gnome
4 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Eddie Ray
Gnome
4 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Timmy the Cobler
Gnome
4 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
"Long Tom" 1866
Dwarven Cannon
2 3 3 10
Always Hungry, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Strong Arm, Throw Team-Mate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PainState Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Gnome Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1040k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1100k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:1 (3 - 2) |Cas Diff:8 (9/2/3 - 4/2/0)
Last Opponent: Team bulli