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Nuffle Appreciation Group
Roster [R] Chaos Chosen

Have you ever rolled triple skulls two time in a row with your Ogre?

Have you ever had a Gutter Runner without skills cut through your defense, pick up the ball and score a Touchdown without rerolling even though he had to dodge something like ten players?

Have you ever suffered 8 casualties with your Chaos Dwarf team in one game?

Because I did.

At first I was angry and lost, but then I understood. I've been wrong all along. I shouldn't have been angry, I shouldn't fight the odds and the randomness. Instead, I must be GRATEFUL that the Great God Nuffle is shedding His gifts upon me.

And, as I've seen the light, you TOO can show how HAPPY you're that our Lord and Torturer Nuffle is benevolently choosing the result that better suits His mood.

So join the Nuffle Appreciation Group, and enjoy the BLISS of truly living under His capricious will.

BE RELIEVED!, knowing that no matter how sound the game plan, no matter how impossible the odds, there's always a way He can make the unexpected happens.

REJOICE!, knowing that your effort will be rewarded only upon His whim and mood.

SMILE!, as Nuffle warmly smiles as you move all your pawns in place only to see Him screw your plans with the roll of a dice.


Nothing matters, everything is random. Isn't that great?

(Sign up and you'll receive the pamphlet "Living Under a Temperamental and Uncaring God is the Best Thing That Could Happen To You" for FREE!, along with notes on how to spread His word across the world)

[signing fee of 100000 goldpieces, taxes excluded]

Edit: Nuffle has been so appreciative of our initiative that He elected, in His infinite wisdom, to horribly murder one player per game! Truly we are His favourites!

Edit the second: Nuffle decided, in his infinite wisdom, to award us a victory! Truly we are His favourites!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Nuffle's Great!
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   24 1 1 0 8 4 40/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
2
Nuffle's the Best!
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   23 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
I Love Nuffle!
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   22 0 2 0 2 1 15/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
4
Nuffle is a Swell Guy!
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
   24 0 1 0 6 2 25/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
5
I Really Like Nuffle!
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow
   24 1 3 0 5 3 35/51 150k
(60+90)k
  
6
Let There Be Expensive Mistakes!
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
7
Greased Hooves!
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Sure Hands
   21 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
8
What would Nuffle do?
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Guard
   10 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
9
Unexpected Doubles!
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Throw a Rock Onto My Face!
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Guard
   13 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
11
Nuffle Saves!
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Tackle, Block
   23 2 2 0 2 1 17/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
12
Unpredictable is He!
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut
   17 0 1 0 12 2 37/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
13
CPOMB said the Lord!
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: AutoAxpert Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1650k (±710) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:24 (6/3/15) |TD Diff:-19 (13 - 32) |Cas Diff:13 (36/8/5 - 22/11/3)
Last Opponent: Dhaertist