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Roster [L] Necromantic

So why Fox News Hosts?

The answer there is simple: they've been alive at some point, but their brains have been devoured by Fox Zombie Rot, and now they're infecting more people. The more people go around needing brains & infecting others with brain rot while normal people with brains will have to fight them off nail and tooth, the more it's starting to look like a zombie apocalypse.

Which app have you used to zombify their pictures?

I didn't. Who told you that? It's fake news! FAKE NEWS! You're a threat to freedom of speech and MSM are in league with Big Pharma and 5G! Did you know the metal nose strips in your face masks are antennas for receiving 5G signals? The thing you took to protect you is literally killing you!!!

So what happened to Fucker Carlson?

Well, when making the team, the head coach forgot to name him noticed he was AWOL, probably licking the rear orifice of an orange-dyed ghoul in a white mausoleum. That's why he's become the poster zomboy for this team.

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Please don't report all this as offensive, but just drop me a line in PM instead so I can change up things - that'd make me so happy.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Laura Stinkraham
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Spawn Hannity
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
Block
   7 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
3
Megyn Smelly
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
Block
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
4
Martha MacSmellum
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
   7 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Roadkill O'Reilly
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Jeanine Pierrot dead? FAKE NEWS!
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Harris Fuckner
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Neil Cadaveruto
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Shepard Shith
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
Block
   7 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Bretejong Baier
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
Kick, Block
   7 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
11
Steve Douche-y
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
Sure Hands
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Smellissa Francis
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Maria Bartirotmo
Zombie
4 3 2+ - 8+
Regeneration
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players
Coach: Eczemabeard Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Necromantic Dedicated Fans: 7  
Current Team Value: 1120k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1120k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:7 (2/4/1) |TD Diff:2 (5 - 3) |Cas Diff:1 (5/3/0 - 6/0/1)
Last Opponent: Some Beef