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Larry the Lounge Lizard
#1
Wardancer
MA
9
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
38
B
53
P
1
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
4
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
37
XPP
0
SS
28
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
+AG (40k)
+MA
Side Step
Tackle
IRC channel: #humanleague and #metabox
Current season forum thread

Are there any coaches among us who have what it takes to
lead a Human team to the very top of the [B ]ox?

Overview
Far too many of us appear to be content to make our names and our fortunes coaching mutants, xenos and other outlandish foreigners.

A true coach would stand up and take the challenge of the Human League Premiership.

Take on the best of what the [B ]ox has to offer and kick their asses.

Season XXI kicks off 1st October and ends at midnight 30th November 2014.
Rules
The league ONLY considers games played in the Fumbbl Black Box division.
Results are taken from a team's best 'sprint' of 16 consecutive qualifying games.
Games qualify when either the competing team or their opponents are over 160TV.
If neither team is over 1700 the game counts towards the Human League Conference.
Games in the 1610-1700 'sweet spot' count for both.

Points awarded per game are as follows.
Win = 4pts, draw = 2, loss = 1.
Where teams are level on points the average TV of their opponents is the tie breaker.

A team must play 16 games to achieve maximum points. There is no penalty for playing more than 16. Your best 16 game sprint is what counts.

Dropping below 1600 does not break your sprint. The sprint continues when you get back over 1600.

Awards
Teams will win awards for finishing 1st, 2nd, 3rd and making the top 10.


Also for most TDs, cas, cas taken, completing a Premiership sprint, killing POMBers or C-POMBERs, defeating a 'Giant' (team that finishes in the top 20 of the current or previous Black Box Sprint), clearing the pitch against a team with at least a C-POMBER:

The coach of the team that wins the Premiership or the Conference will be inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Did you know?
A special award is bestowed to all coaches that complete a Human League Premiership at least TWICE! Up to now, 23 coaches had the determination to do that: neophyte, PacoSillas, anisdrin, The_Murker, nufflehatesme, OenarLod, Aflo, the_cursed_one, Dunenzed, Starshade, CCSenor, Scaramanga, MasterMag, wintergreen13, Drrek, sonrises, Griffon31, Qaz, sonrises, BooAhl, iena, ulvardar234, xnoelx, and icesmooth.

Those guys are the guys that keep our community together and show the way to the wannabe Slobber-Knockers. We love you!

But... One of us love you even more. The_Murker.
He celebrated the Slobber-Knockers in a blog post. He created the trophy you can display in your bio. He bestow the Slobberknocker Of The Year prize.
Did you know?
Up to and including Season 20, human teams completed 112 Premiership Sprints, 78 with a winning record! It's not so bad be a human team in the Box, then?

Only one Sprint was completed with an average TV above 2000TV, by the 1893 Besenbrück in the Pre-Season.
Did you know?
The Sons of Brutus are the most legendary team in HLP. They are he teams with most Premiership Sprint completed, 11 (you know what a Slobber-Knocker is, right?), and the only one able to win three Premiership titles.

Several other teams were able to win the Premiership a couple of times, but coach nufflehatesme is the only one to have won it with two different teams and matching Sons of Brutus' coach Dunenzed at three wins.
Did you know?
The team that won more editions is the Bayernhoff Bengals, with one Premiership win and three Conference wins. They are also one of the four teams that won at least a Premiership and a Conference title, completing a double (both titles in different seasons).


In Season 13, the Mata Leon joined the Bayernhoff Bengals in the restricted club of the doublers, the Vault Tec Squad in Season 15 and the Premier Predators in Season 19.

None was able to win both titles in the same season, scoring a Double!
Did you know?
Some of Human League members scored impressive sprints while fighting for the title.

In Season 13, the Mata Leon recorded the highest score ever in a Premiership Sprint, 56 points for a 13/1/2 record. They almost won the overall Blackbox Premiership too, falling short by just one point.

At the Conference level, the record is shared by three teams, Terrible Danger, X-Men Return and Alfreds team, 59 points with a 14/1/1 sprint. But Alfreds team did it with the highest TV in Season 14!
Did you know?
Playing a human team in the Box is an hard challenge, and some of us took it to the extreme!

Four teams can claim to be in the 300 Club: 1893 Besenbrück, Sons of Brutus, Kingston Kruelty and the Vault Tec Squad.

It's an elite club, but you can be in if you push hard enough!
Did you know?

If you are looking for a true human legend, Max Schmerz is the answer!

He has been the Bayernhoff Bengals captain for 141 matches, leading the team to one Premiership and three Conference titles. Still today, he is the second top star (499 SPPs), the all time top scorer (116 TD) and the best runner (2815 yards) for humanity in the Box.

Your players know where to look for a standard, now!
Did you know?

If Max Schmerz is the brightest star, timmy IV is by far the most strenuous enemy of box's mutants!

He still lead the Inglorius Followers in every battle, and played in back-to-back winning Premiership seasons. He is the oldest player (257 games) and he holds the title for most blocks (1843 blocks) and for most MVPs (22) for humanity in the Box.

If you cannot be Max, be timmy!
Did you know?

Your blitzer is not a scoring machine like Max Schmerz? Your player is not god-like strenght gifted like timmy IV?

Well, the greatest human player ever is Rok Hedsmasha.
He portraits himself as nothing special, but he is the epitetome of the slobber-knocker! More than 250 games of hard grinding, 274 casualties that make him the top blocker ever and two Premiership titles. Last but not least, more than 701 SPP, by far the all time top star for humanity in the box!

Just a bit of commitment, and you can match his qualities!
Did you know?
You want more of it, right?
Well, just drop a PM to OenarLod, with a nice achievement, an heroic match, an interesting stat you find worth of this section!
TROPHIES


TrophyAchievementCode
Winner
Finishing 1st in the Premiership or the Conference
[img="/i/335028" alt="" title=Human League Gold - Champion][/img]
2nd Place
Finishing 2nd in the Premiership or the Conference
[img="/i/335029" alt="" title=Human League Silver - Runner Up][/img]
3rd Place
Finishing 3rd in the Premiership or the Conference
[img="/i/335030" alt="" title=Human League Bronze - 3rd Place][/img]
Top 10
Making the top 10 in the Premiership
[img="/i/335031" alt="" title=Human League Top 10 - Premiership][/img]
Top 10
Making the top 10 in the Conference
[img="/i/335032" alt="" title=Human League Top 10 - Conference][/img]
Sprinter
Completing a Premiership sprint
[img="/i/339108" alt="" title=Human League Premiership - Sprinter][/img]
Top Scorer
Scoring the most TDs in the Premiership or the Conference
[img="/i/334196" alt="" title=Human League - Top Scorer][/img]
Top Basher
Causing the most CASs in the Premiership or the Conference
[img="/i/334199" alt="" title=Human League - Top Basher][/img]
Giant Killer
Defeating a team that finishes in the top 20 of the current or previous Black Box Sprint
[img="/i/334200" alt="" title=Human League - Giant Killer][/img]
Terminator
Killing a POMBER or a C-POMBER
[img="/i/334197" alt="" title=Human League - Terminator][/img]
All Clear
Clearing the pitch against a team with at least a C-POMBER
[img="/i/406635" alt="" title=Human League - All Clear][/img]
Bashed
Most casualties taken in the Premiership or the Conference
[img="/i/339109" alt="" title=Human League - Bashed][/img]



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Lil Abner
#2
Wardancer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
23
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
11
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dodge
Leap
Tackle
 
Loopy de Loop
#3
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
27
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
9
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Little Larry
#5
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
6
B
19
P
3
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
1
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Lo and Behold
#6
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
13
B
17
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
6
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
6
Injuries
-ma, -ma
Skills
Kick
Lovey U Longtime
#8
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
13
B
16
P
2
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
1
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
1
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Latch On
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Lurch
#10
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
6+
R
-1
B
11
P
-2
F
0
G
7
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
3
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
3
Injuries
-av
Skills
 
Lebeau Jr
#13
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Lumpy Lumps jr
#14
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Larry Flynt
#15
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
5
B
4
P
13
F
0
G
6
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
16
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
Block
Side Step
Luke Warm
#16
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
131
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
9
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
31
XPP
0
SS
28
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
+AG
+AG
+ST (80k)
Block