Dirty Dancing Dogsitters
TV 1220k Lowdown Dirty Dragoons team, coached by Java
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jacob Drummond-Willoughby III | Troll 1 | 4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 115k | |
| 2 | "Fatty" Gus | Troll 2 | 4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Break Tackle | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 115k | |
| 3 | Mysiah Pon-Pon | Cheerleader | 6 | 2 | 2+ | - | 7+ | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 4 | Are You Not Intertwined | Fanatic | 3 | 7 | 3+ | - | 11+ | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 5 | Senior Surgery Assistant Dodds | Looney | 6 | 2 | 3+ | - | 8+ | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40k | |
| 6 | Actually Not A City In Anatolia | Doom Diver | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 6+ | 8+ | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k | |
| 7 | Unattractive Ulrick | Goblin 07 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 40k | |
| 8 | "Likeliest To Succeed" Terry | Goblin 08 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 40k | |
| 9 | Homeless Howard | Warpstone Cultist 01 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 45k | |
| 11 | Am I A Choke Hazard To You | Warpstone Cultist 03 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 45k | |
| 12 | Listen Just Scrawl An X | Warpstone Cultist 04 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 45k |
| 13 | "Just Proud To be Here" Barry | Warpstone Cultist 05 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 45k | |
| 14 | Scipio Gobelinicus | Player-Coach | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 15 | Bouncy McBounceface | Fan | 5 | 1 | 4+ | 5+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0k | |
| 16 | Atticus Fitzwilliams Esq. | Filcher | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k |
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