Boys From The Dwarf!
TV 1370k Chaos Dwarf team, coached by Malmir
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, +MA, Break Tackle | m | 9 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 130k |
| 2 | It thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate.... It's either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us. | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 70k | |
| 3 | The same kind of joke as putting my name on the waiting list for experimental pile surgery. | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 4 | If That Had Been Me I'd Have Bashed Scott On The Head With A Frozen Husky. | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18 | 70k | |
| 5 | Pub." Ah, yes: a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetenc | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 70k | |
| 6 | A man so petty and small-minded he would while away his evenings sewing name labels on to his ship-i | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 70k | |
| 7 | Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Brains in the anal region. Chin absen | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 23 | 70k | |
| 8 | I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle | 9 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 130k | |
| 9 | If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer. | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 40k | |
| 10 | I Couldn't Believe My Eyes - It Was My Uncle Fred II | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40k | ||
| 11 | I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000; the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers. | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40k | ||
| 12 | You Think Jesus Was A Hippie. He Had Long Hair and No Job. What More Do You Want? | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Kick | 8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 40k | |
| 13 | Left his previous job as a supermarket trolley attendant after ten years because he didn't want to g | Hobgoblin | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 40k |
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