animu jerks

TV 1070k Halfling team, coached by Neal

#	Name	Position	Ma	St	Ag	Av	Skills	Inj	G	Td	Cs	Vp	Sp	Cost
1	BEST DRESSED JEDI	Treeman	2	6	1	10	Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate		1	0	1	0	2	110k
2	Vampire street mime	Treeman	2	6	1	10	Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate		1	0	0	0	0	110k
3	my mother helped me with my costume, I'm 24	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		1	0	0	0	0	30k
4	My mother drove me here, I'm 34	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		1	0	0	0	0	30k
5	I came for the anime, stayed for the 15 year old girls	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		1	0	0	0	0	30k
6	I thought this was the line for INXS tickets	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	n, m	1	0	0	0	0	30k
7	I have low self esteem	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		1	0	0	0	0	30k
8	I'm a boy dressed as a girl, how whimsical	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		1	0	0	0	0	30k
9	I fancy myself an artist but am yet to draw anything that wasn't fox sex	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	m	1	0	0	0	0	30k
10	I hold a sign saying 'needs hugs' but no one comes near me, what gives?	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		1	0	0	0	0	30k
11	I'm secretly a furry	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		1	0	0	0	0	30k
12	Dave	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		1	1	0	0	3	30k
13	I will die alone	Halfling	4	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty	-ma, m	1	0	0	1	5	30k
14	I spent all my money on a half naked figurine	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		0	0	0	0	0	30k
15	I spent all my money on a naked figurine	Halfling	5	2	3	6	Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty		0	0	0	0	0	30k