Drunk old men with beards
CTV 1920k Dwarf team, coached by Rappe
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Chuck Norris | Runner | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +AG, Block, Kick-Off Return, +MA, Pass | m | 60 | 20 | 43 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 166 | 210k |
| 3 | Abraham Lincoln | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Catch | 59 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 16 | 5 | 75 | 170k | |
| 10 | Robert Edward Lee | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 1 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | -ag | 56 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 1 | 34 | 130k |
| 13 | Madison Rowley | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | m, m, m | 52 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 37 | 130k |
| 6 | Ian McKellen | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Tackle, Strip Ball, Kick | m, m, m, m | 49 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 68 | 160k |
| 4 | Karl Marx | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | m | 43 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 42 | 140k |
| 2 | Sophocles | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Diving Tackle, Guard | m, m, m, m | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 140k |
| 7 | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 90k |
| 1 | Leonardo Da Vinci | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard, Side Step | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 140k | |
| 11 | Andrea Pirlo | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 90k |
| 8 | Billy Gibbons | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 70k | |
| 9 | John Lennon | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 12 | Galileo Galilei | Blocker | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k |
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