Talk-Show Turnpikes
TV 960k Human team, coached by Spitzberg
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jerry Springer | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 140k | |
| 2 | Conan O'Brien | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 90k | |
| 3 | Jimmy Kimmel | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90k | |
| 4 | David Letterman | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 90k | |
| 5 | Graham Norton | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90k | |
| 6 | Matthew Wright | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60k | |
| 7 | Alan Carr | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50k | ||
| 8 | Jeremy Kyle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 50k | ||
| 9 | Charlotte Church | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 50k | ||
| 10 | Trisha Goddard | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | ||
| 11 | Paul O'Grady | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k |
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