Short-Lived Heroes
TV 1590k Norse team, coached by Vesticle
| # | Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Vp | Sp | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thinks He's Invisible Man | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 120k | |
| 2 | Bad Rhythm Guy | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Guard | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 90k | |
| 3 | Sounds Like James Woods Man | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Guard | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 90k | |
| 4 | Pretends to Speak Spanish Boy | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Guard | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 90k | |
| 5 | Mr. Weakness | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Guard | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 90k | |
| 6 | Edward Scissorhands | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 70k | |
| 7 | "Stay the Course" Man | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k | |
| 8 | Steals Tic-Tacs While Drunk Man | Catcher | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 70k | |
| 9 | Superhumanly Large Flinch Man | Catcher | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k | |
| 10 | Can Do Long Division Not Involving a 2 Boy | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Tackle | 8 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 50k | |
| 12 | Understudy to the Lead Girl | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block | m | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50k |
| 13 | Marginal Woman | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Tackle | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 50k | |
| 14 | Can't Speak With an Indoor Voice Man | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Tackle | 8 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 50k | |
| 15 | Slightly Taller Than Average Girl | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Kick | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 50k | |
| 16 | Mediocre Man II | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Pass | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70k |
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